Esplen
Um... Augie, now that I'm queen... I was wondering if, maybe, you'd want to be my... king?
Augie
(smiling)
Sure! [pause] Am I supposed to kiss you now? (Esplen giggles and they kiss] (to himself) ****, yeah!
Scenes with Augie
6 scenes Augie
Danny
Man, why do you bow for that guy?
Augie
Because he's the king, and he rules the entire realm.
Danny
Oh, he rules the entire realm? Oh, my bad. Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?
Augie
Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?
Danny
I'm fine.
Ronnie
Of course he has a turtle.
Augie
Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed", "You should not be fighting", "You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch". I say "Nay, I am not embarrassed", "I will fight", "Who the **** is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny
He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler
That's a good movie.
Wheeler
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird ****. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
Augie
Why are you telling me this?
Wheeler
Why would I not?
Danny
Do you like coke?
Augie
I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.
