Christopher Mintz-Plasse movie quotes

View Quote I told her what time it was!

View Quote You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA!

View Quote Gangstas what's up guys!

View Quote Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...

View Quote [to Hiccup] If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronckle.

View Quote [to Gobber] I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods!

View Quote Augie: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed", "You should not be fighting", "You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch". I say "Nay, I am not embarrassed", "I will fight", "Who the **** is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny: He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler: That's a good movie.

View Quote Danny: Man, why do you bow for that guy?
Augie: Because he's the king, and he rules the entire realm.
Danny: Oh, he rules the entire realm? Oh, my bad. Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?

View Quote Augie: Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?
Danny: I'm fine.
Ronnie: Of course he has a turtle.

View Quote John Dory: STOP THE WEDDING!
[the crowd of wedding guests gasps]
King Gristle: Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
Bridget: I can't remember all my suitors, Grissy.

View Quote King Peppy: What would I know about secret family members? [looks away and sighs nervously]
Bridget: Hang on tight, Grissy!
King Gristle: all right, but for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks.

View Quote Poppy: Oh my gosh, I was being so rude. I've never met anyone from Branch's family before. I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend. Should we hug? Fist bumps? Smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?
John Dory: All of the above.
Poppy: Wait! I know you. You're the guy... from BroZone. We were just listening to them.
Cooper: Yeah! BroZone!
Poppy: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t tell me. Um, okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.
John Dory: Well, that's your opinion-
Poppy: Fun one? No. You're kind of uptight.
John Dory: Uptight?
Poppy: You’re not the sensitive one either.
John Dory: Okay, a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago.
Poppy: Oh, oh, I've got it! You're John Dory!
John Dory: The leader.
Poppy: The old one!
King Gristle: Uh, sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at eleven so---
Bridget: Shh, I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.
Poppy: So, if you're Branch's bro, then that means all the BroZone bros are Branch's bros too! [gasps and turns] Branch! How come you never told me?!
Branch: Because it's complicated.
Poppy: Oh sweetie [pats Branch on the back] Cuz you weren't in the band.
John Dory: [laughs] Branch was in the band alright.
Poppy: What?! No way! Which one was he?
John Dory: Bitty B.
Poppy: Bitty B?! No. That’s impossible. Bitty B had glasses.
John Dory: Oh, and a diaper.
Branch: [sing-song voice] Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. [normal voice] Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!

View Quote Eret: [to Drago, after the Dragon Riders have been captured] They won't know where you're hiding, I promise you that.
Astrid: Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...
Drago: Hiccup?
Eret: He's no problem, really. Trust me.
Astrid: He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest Dragon Master this world has ever seen!
Drago: Dragon Master? I alone control the dragons!
Tuffnut: Nope, mm-mm.
Fishlegs: SORRY!
[The Dragon Riders laugh]
Astrid: [defiantly] And unless you let us go, right now... he will blast through here on his Night Fury, and blow your entire fleet ships to SPLINTERS.!
Ruffnut: Yeah, and then you'll be crying like babies!

View Quote Astrid: I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.
Ruffnut: I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret was the man of my dreams. My everything!
Snotlout: [touches his beard] But baby, I grew facial hair for you.
Fishlegs: [also touches his beard] Me, too...
Astrid: What if Drago shot them down? What if they need our help? We have to find them.
Fishlegs: W-wait, What? No, But Stoick said...
Astrid: [cuts him off] It doesn't matter what he said, if they’ve all been captured. Come on!

View Quote Tuffnut: [about Drago] I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!
Ruffnut: Or mine!
Tuffnut: [annoyed] Eh, you're such a moron.
Fishlegs: [pokes Ruffnut seductively] A beautiful moron.
Snotlout: [also pokes Ruffnut seductively] Yeah.
[Ruffnut groans, irritated and disgusted]

View Quote As a great man once said, "Wait 'til they get a load of me!".

View Quote That's right, we're superheroes, you love us.