What would I know about secret family members? [looks away and sighs nervously]
Bridget
Hang on tight, Grissy!
King Gristle
all right, but for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks.
John Dory
STOP THE WEDDING!
King Gristle
Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
Bridget
I can't remember all my suitors, Grissy.
Poppy
Oh my gosh, I was being so rude. I've never met anyone from Branch's family before. I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend. Should we hug? Fist bumps? Smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?
John Dory
All of the above.
Poppy
Wait! I know you. You're the guy... from BroZone. We were just listening to them.
Yeah! BroZone!
Poppy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t tell me. Um, okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.
John Dory
Well, that's your opinion-
Poppy
Fun one? No. You're kind of uptight.
John Dory
Uptight?
Poppy
You’re not the sensitive one either.
John Dory
Okay, a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago.
Poppy
Oh, oh, I've got it! You're John Dory!
John Dory
The leader.
Poppy
The old one!
King Gristle
Uh, sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at eleven so---
Bridget
Shh, I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.
Poppy
So, if you're Branch's bro, then that means all the BroZone bros are Branch's bros too! [gasps and turns] Branch! How come you never told me?!
Branch
Because it's complicated.
Poppy
Oh sweetie [pats Branch on the back] Cuz you weren't in the band.
John Dory
Branch was in the band alright.
Poppy
What?! No way! Which one was he?
John Dory
Bitty B.
Poppy
Bitty B?! No. That’s impossible. Bitty B had glasses.
John Dory
Oh, and a diaper.
Branch
Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. [normal voice] Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!
Bridget
Are those golf balls? [The balls turn into putt-putt trolls] Oh, good. They’re just trolls. Look how cute.
King Gristle
WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?
Bridget
Grissy, I didn’t think we’d both find ourselves tied up on this honeymoon.
