Velvet My biggest inspiration? Hmm. I'd have to go with also me.
Played by Amy Schumer 
Trolls Band Together (2023) · 162 quotes
Trolls Band Together (2023) · 162 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Trolls Band Together (2023): in 18 of its 162 quotes
Most scenes with: Poppy (2), Branch (2), Floyd (2)
Our voices sound like garbage! We are dying out there! What we need is more troll!
More lines from Velvet
13 quotes Velvet Velvet STOP ATTACKING ME!
Velvet CRIMP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HOVERING??!!!
Velvet If we're gonna make it through the Rage Dome show, we’re gonna need more troll!
Velvet OK, I cannot with her!
Velvet Well, time for a spritz.
Velvet Oh, really? You don't wanna? Okay, that's fine. We'll just kiss our careers goodbye and focus our efforts on charity.
Velvet I want to be famous, but l'm not going to work for it. Ewww.
Velvet It’s called lying, Primp. Deal with me.
Velvet I really don’t see why you’re so upset. At least we're putting your talent to good use. I mean, "you're welcome".
Velvet What’s up, Mount Rageous?! You didn't think we were just gonna give you a boring, old stage show, did you?
Velvet We’re taking this show on...the...road!
Velvet Just SING you beautiful idiot!
Scenes with Velvet
4 scenes Velvet It's all going to change as soon as we have BroZone.
BroZone?
Velvet Yup, I forged a letter begging for them to come and save you. I love me.
No! You leave my brothers alone!
I don't want to kill the little guy. They're kinda cute when they're up and about. Banging on the walls. Yelling to go home.
Velvet Do you wanna lose all this and go back to the dark place where we had NOTHING?!
[Cut to an imaginary Oliver Twist-esque imagination spot]
Please sir. I want some more.
[Back in the present]
Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists.
[Cut to a flashback of young Velvet and Veneer sitting at a dinner table that’s filled with unhealthy snacks, eating cereal for dinner] Velvet and Veneer's father, offscreen: So, how was school today?
Young Velvet [angrily slams a fist against the table]
STOP ATTACKING ME! [flips the table]
[Branch, Poppy, Tiny Diamond, Crimp and Rhonda head to the Rage Dome and stop the twins]
Velvet and Veneer! Give me back my brothers!
Velvet [to Poppy]
You don’t know what you talking out, troll!
You are stealing BroZone’s talent because you had none of you own, you big... Oh, you big... PHONIES!
Velvet [Everyone gasps in shock] [nervous laugh]
Okay, we need to leave, right now. [She and Veneer hop back to their car and the former pats and the latter drives off. Rhonda follows the car, snarling after them with Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy inside her]
On it, Poppy!
[As Tiny Diamond steered Rhonda to follow them, Velvet looks back as Rhonda gets closer. She turns around and grabs the wheel Veneer is driving before attacking him. Together the car itself jumps off the road with Rhonda flying after them. The car lands on the highway with Velvet and Veneer on it; Rhonda activates her wheels and rockets into hover mode and runs down after the car into the streets below]
[After Floyd “dies”, he floats down and is caught by Branch, who is in tears as he sets him down on the floor of the yacht and their other brothers join them, all sad and silent] [sadly]
Floyd.
[Branch and his three older brothers surround the motionless Floyd; John Dory is in the right, Clay is in the middle, while Branch and Bruce are in the left, all of them falling to their knees and with sad looks on their faces]
Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up, Floyd!
We need you, brother. [Poppy and Viva watch this from here with sad looks on their faces]
Oh no!
[As his three brothers continue to look at Floyd sadly, Branch lets out his conflicted expression to Floyd, with tears still flowing down his face] [hoarsely]
I... I built the hideout, Floyd. Except for the ten story water slide.
[Branch and his three brothers hung their heads as they feel Floyd’s body. Branch felt Floyd at first, but Floyd’s eyes slowly open to Branch and his brothers] [wakes up]
But.... how will we shower?
Floyd?
Yeah!
Yes!
Floyd! No way! Oh, yeah! [laughs]
[Branch hugs Floyd, before John Dory, Bruce and Clay join in the hug along with Poppy and Viva. Elsewhere, Velvet and Veneer recover after the shockwave from the Perfect Family Harmony]
Listen up, Mount Rageons. We...are...FRAUDS! [the crowd gasps, and Velvet looks at him in shock] And we've been literally torturing little trolls. [the crowd gasps again as Veneer grabs and holds a camera] We just wanted to be famous. Honestly, my sister wanted to be famous and, truly, I was too afraid to stand up to her.
Velvet [devastated and betrayed, yet furious]
It's like I don't even know who you are!
[defiantly]
Yeah, you do. And you asked me to change, anyway, which isn't okay, family or not. [Floyd smiles at him, as he smiles back at him. Crimp suddenly places handcuffs on Velvet's thumbs]
Velvet [shocked]
Crimp! What are you doing?! [Crimp also places handcuffs on Veneer's thumbs]
You also engaged in troll-napping, troll torture, fraud... [shrugs, snickering sheepishly]
And tax evasion. [takes out a pen and clipboard] I'm going to have to repossess your yacht.
Fair enough. Prison it is! [Crimp snaps her fingers, then two security guards show up. Veneer smugly smiles and Velvet scowls with rage while the guards escort them both away]
[Mount Rageons start cheering with Velvet and Veneer shown getting escorted away by the security guards on the camera, as Rhonda starts barking at Velvet and Veneer in the process]
So, how you feeling?
Happy, grateful and really sorry it's taken me this long to open up to you.
Whoa, TMI. Boundaries, my man. That is a lot of feelings.
[Poppy and Branch both laugh, then go in for their first kiss. Watching, the Mount Rageons swoon and cheer upon witnessing this on the screen, while Bruce and Clay both sport proud looks on their faces as they do a congratulatory handshake, Floyd sheds a tear of pride whilst John Dory hugs him, and Rhonda howls in happiness] [after the kiss]
Uh... What just happened?
Oh. Viva just braided your hair. [the camera pans out to reveal Branch's hair is braided] It means she likes you.
That means I like you!
