A character in Trolls Band Together (2023)

Tiny Diamond quotes from Trolls Band Together (2023)

Kenan Thompson
A line from Tiny Diamond

Grownup stuff. Am I right?

More lines from Tiny Diamond

11 quotes
Tiny Diamond

Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [Poppy: Who is Adulty McManface?] The better question is: “Are you a narc?”

Tiny Diamond

Okay. Either they just made that up or I have not been paying attention.

Tiny Diamond

Hey, man. Am I the only one without a long lost sibling?

Tiny Diamond

I'm tired. Carry me. [Poppy: You have to walk on your own, Tiny. You have to be a big boy] But my feet hurt! I don't wanna!

Tiny Diamond

Aw, man! I’m trying to get through, but they got no respect for the blinker!

Tiny Diamond

This is too much! If only if I have my learner's permit!

Scenes with Tiny Diamond

10 scenes
Guy Diamond

Look at you, Tiny Diamond. You make the cutest little flower boy!

Tiny Diamond

Come on, Daddy. I’m not a baby anymore. I'm the cutest little flower man!

Guy Diamond

But, Tiny, you're only a month old.

Tiny Diamond

Alright. Alright. Tiny, Branch, Poppy, and this random dude [John Dory: Wha—?] on another musical adventure filled with heart, hilarity and happiness.

Poppy

Tiny, what are you doing here?

Tiny Diamond

Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information, I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now and I'm on a man-sized rite of passage to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love.

Poppy

Awww.

John Dory

Should we be letting a baby drive?

Tiny Diamond

Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [holds it out]

Poppy
[leaning over to read it]

Who is Adulty McManface?

Tiny Diamond
[puts his learner's permit away]

The better question is, "Are you a narc?"

Poppy

What? No! Why? Are---are you?

John Dory

Enough chitchat, Adulty McManface. Step on it!

John Dory
[pointing at the “hustle” button]

Tiny, you see that button?

Tiny Diamond

Uh, yeah!

John Dory

The beautiful, shiny button?!

Tiny Diamond

Oh, you mean the button that's taking every fiber of my being not to press? Yeah, I see it!

John Dory

Press it!

Viva

Hug time!

Bruce
[John Dory opens his arms, expecting a hug]

Uhhh……

Clay

Yeah... no...

Viva
[John Dory looks down, sad]

Aw, so cute. Where'd you get that hug time bracelet?

Poppy

My dad gave it to me.

Viva

Okay, this is so totally random, but I used to have one just like it. Can I see that?

Poppy
[takes her bracelet off and puts it on Viva's wrist]

Wow. It fits you perfectly.

Viva
[examines it]

Yeah. [traces a circle around it with a finger and it shimmers a little]

Poppy

Whoa.

Viva
[soft chuckle]

I'm sorry. What did you say your name was again?

Poppy

I'm Poppy. [extends her hand out towards Viva]

Viva

Poppy?

Viva

Okay, um, another totally random, weird question, but is your dad King Peppy?

Poppy

Uh, yeah?

Viva

You're.... you're---you're alive!

Poppy
[confused]

I'm alive!

Viva

This is unbelievable! I never thought I’d see you again.

Poppy
[still confused]

Again?

Viva

Poppy, it's me. Viva.

Poppy

Uh....

Viva

I'm your sister.

Poppy

My... my what?

Viva

Your sister. Your hermana.

Branch

Woah.

Tiny Diamond

Come on, man! Am I the only one without a long-lost sibling?

Branch

I’ll go get Poppy.

Clay

No, no, no, wait. Hold on. There's no way Viva's gonna let her go.

Branch

What? W-What are you talking about?

Clay

Like I said, she's got some stuff going on, man. If we don't wanna get trapped, we should sneak out now.

Clay
[a light switch flips, shocked, confused looks appearing on Clay’s and his brothers’ faces as they all look up and then around. A gate comes down, and they are locked in. Unable to sneak out. Clay turns his attention towards Viva, a nervous smile appearing on his face]

Oh, hey... [chuckles] Viva. What's up, girl?

Poppy, suddenly showing up

Viva! What are you doing?

Viva

You're not leaving here no matter what, because--because it's just not safe out there. You're welcome.

Poppy

Wait, is this about the Bergens? Because they stopped trying to eat us. That's all in the past.

Viva

Yeah, right. That's hilarious, Poppy. I'm laughing really hard.

Poppy

I'm serious, Viva. Bridget, my best friend I was telling you about, she's a Bergen. [holds her scrapbook out to Viva] Look. Bridget and I do a million fun things together. We talk and we play games and we sing songs. And make up these really bad dances. It's a lot like--Well, actually, it's a lot like what you and I have been doing. The world's a lot different than it used to be.

Branch

Viva, look, I used to be just like you. I built a bunker, and I lived in it for years because I knew it was safe. And, sure, i-it kept me alive. And I never had to wear pants. But I was living without pants. Does that make sense?

Tiny Diamond

Well, I feel judged.

Viva

You don't understand. I just got my sister back. I'm not gonna lose you. For anything. [gate opens, startling her and all of the other trolls and causing them to all turn around and look up to find that Clay is the one who opened the gate] [a look that’s a mix between nervousness and fear appears on Viva’s face] Clay?

Clay

I'm sorry, Viva, but we have to leave. I don't wanna lose my brother either.

John Dory

Stop. Stop. Time-out. Let's do it again from the top. Spruce, I want some smolder in those eyes. Clay, you're being too stiff. We need some sillier robot. Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper.

Branch

If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.

Tiny Diamond

That's why I don't wear one of those. It's a hard fit to pull off.

Clay

Really great note, John Dory. Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks. Now I have a creative note for you. Stop being bossy!

John Dory

What? I'm not being bossy. I'm helping us be better.

Clay

No. No, dude, you're forcing us to be perfect, just like you always have, so we can hit the perfect family harmony.

John Dory

Yeah, for Floyd!

Bruce

Is it? Or is this all just so you can tell people what to do again?

John Dory

Wh-What?

Poppy

Guys, guys, this really isn't helpful right now. Let's all maybe take five, huh?

Bruce

This isn't gonna work if you keep on being the same old John Dory.

Clay

Yeah. We've all changed. Bruce settled down, Branch is slightly taller with zero glasses and I'm a licensed CPA. Put some respect on my name, fool!

John Dory

Well, I'm not allowed to change. I'm the oldest. I had to be the leader.

Bruce

You love bossing us around. Just admit it.

John Dory

Why do you think I moved to the middle of nowhere? So I didn't have to be in charge of anyone. Four little brothers is a lot of responsibility!

Bruce

Why do you think I left? So no one would treat me like you did.

John Dory

You know what, Spruce...

Clay

It's Bruce!

Bruce

Thank you, Clay!

Branch

Guys, we can't forget about Floyd.

John Dory

Look, Branch is right. We're here for Floyd. Let's just get this done, and we can go our separate ways.

Clay

Fine.

Branch

Wait. What?

John Dory

What? The mission's the mission. You didn't think we'd all live together when this was all over, did you? Singing songs and roasting marshmallows?

Branch

Oh. I’m sorry. Is that funny to you? That I might want us to actually be a family again? [takes out his bunker plans and looks down at them] Tiny Diamond, pull over now.

Bruce
[Rhonda lurched to a stop, and Poppy, John Dory, Clay and Bruce stumble in response]

Don't be a baby, Branch.

Branch

You're mad at him but you guys do the exact same thing to me. You all still treat me like the baby of the family. But guess what?! I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me because I had to. Then Grandma got eaten and there was no one else to take care of me. [crumples his bunker plans up and throws them on the floor] This time I'm walking out on you! [Branch turns and storms out of the van without looking back]

Poppy
[walks over and picks up the paper before straightening it out and looks down at it]

This is Branch’s bunker. He built this for you guys.

John Dory

I didn’t know.

Poppy

I guess you never asked.

Clay

Wait. Grandma got eaten?

Branch
[voice-over]

We should plan to make our ascent about 200 meters east of the entrance.

Poppy
[The trio started to scale the walls] [voice-over]

Good thing I brought extra gummy gloves.

Tiny Diamond
[panting]

I’m tired. Carry me.

Poppy

You have to walk on your own, Tiny. You have to be a big boy.

Tiny Diamond

But my feet hurt! I don’t wanna!

Branch
[Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy venture deep into the vents only to see fan blades below them]

But we’ll have to bypass the fan blade, so that our cupcakes don’t get sliced in two.

Tiny Diamond

Ooh, we brought cupcakes?

Poppy
[stares at Tiny Diamond and Branch]

Oh no.

Branch

No. Not what I meant. It doesn’t matter. [he jumps in, followed by Poppy and Tiny Diamond. At last, they make it out of the fan blades and land somewhere else]

Branch
[voice-over]

After that, we need to cut the power, so we can move freely through the interior air ducts.

Branch
[Cut to Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy as they try to cut the wires]

How do you know which wires to cut?

Poppy

I don’t. I’m just blasting everything until something turns off. [The place's power suddenly turns off.]

Mount Rageon
[Elsewhere, a restroom with a Mount Rageon inside had its power shut down.]

Hello?

Branch
[Branch, Poppy, Tiny Diamond, Crimp and Rhonda head to the Rage Dome and stop the twins]

Velvet and Veneer! Give me back my brothers!

Poppy
[Sticks out of Rhonda]

Yeah! What he said!

Velvet
[to Poppy]

You don’t know what you talking out, troll!

Poppy

You are stealing BroZone’s talent because you had none of you own, you big... Oh, you big... PHONIES!

Velvet
[Everyone gasps in shock] [nervous laugh]

Okay, we need to leave, right now. [She and Veneer hop back to their car and the former pats and the latter drives off. Rhonda follows the car, snarling after them with Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy inside her]

Poppy
[madly points at the camera]

FOLLOW THAT LUXURY VEHICLE!

Tiny Diamond

On it, Poppy!
[As Tiny Diamond steered Rhonda to follow them, Velvet looks back as Rhonda gets closer. She turns around and grabs the wheel Veneer is driving before attacking him. Together the car itself jumps off the road with Rhonda flying after them. The car lands on the highway with Velvet and Veneer on it; Rhonda activates her wheels and rockets into hover mode and runs down after the car into the streets below]

Tiny Diamond
[mid credits scene, Tiny Diamond is seen having a sort of therapy session]

So the nachos was good. That was a lot of fun. And then I got to drive the van. So then we got locked in the mini golf course, and there was a giant clown head that started talking to us, man. Whew. Too crazy. But yeah, I'm enjoying the journey. I'm enjoying the journey. I'm growing. I'm developing. I feel strong every day. But, uh, you know, I thought I was ready to be a man, but I'm gonna keep it baby for a while. How much I owe you? This is covered by insurance, right?

Mr. Dinkles
[the screen pans to show that Mr. Dinkles is the acting therapist] [deep voice]

No, I'm out of network.
[Tiny Diamond throws shade at Mr. Dinkles in confusion and surprise]

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