Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [Poppy: Who is Adulty McManface?] The better question is: “Are you a narc?”
Grownup stuff. Am I right?
More lines from Tiny Diamond
11 quotesOh, [bleep!]
Okay. Either they just made that up or I have not been paying attention.
Hey, man. Am I the only one without a long lost sibling?
We're huh? Doing what? When?
I'm tired. Carry me. [Poppy: You have to walk on your own, Tiny. You have to be a big boy] But my feet hurt! I don't wanna!
Ooh, we brought cupcakes?
Okay? Now whose sibling is this now?
Aw, man! I’m trying to get through, but they got no respect for the blinker!
This is too much! If only if I have my learner's permit!
Oh no! Hold onto your cupcakes!
Scenes with Tiny Diamond
10 scenesLook at you, Tiny Diamond. You make the cutest little flower boy!
Come on, Daddy. I’m not a baby anymore. I'm the cutest little flower man!
But, Tiny, you're only a month old.
Alright. Alright. Tiny, Branch, Poppy, and this random dude [John Dory: Wha—?] on another musical adventure filled with heart, hilarity and happiness.
Tiny, what are you doing here?
Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information, I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now and I'm on a man-sized rite of passage to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love.
Awww.
Should we be letting a baby drive?
Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [holds it out]
Who is Adulty McManface?
The better question is, "Are you a narc?"
What? No! Why? Are---are you?
Enough chitchat, Adulty McManface. Step on it!
Tiny, you see that button?
Uh, yeah!
The beautiful, shiny button?!
Oh, you mean the button that's taking every fiber of my being not to press? Yeah, I see it!
Press it!
Hug time!
Uhhh……
Yeah... no...
Aw, so cute. Where'd you get that hug time bracelet?
My dad gave it to me.
Okay, this is so totally random, but I used to have one just like it. Can I see that?
Wow. It fits you perfectly.
Yeah. [traces a circle around it with a finger and it shimmers a little]
Whoa.
I'm sorry. What did you say your name was again?
I'm Poppy. [extends her hand out towards Viva]
Poppy?
Okay, um, another totally random, weird question, but is your dad King Peppy?
Uh, yeah?
You're.... you're---you're alive!
I'm alive!
This is unbelievable! I never thought I’d see you again.
Again?
Poppy, it's me. Viva.
Uh....
I'm your sister.
My... my what?
Your sister. Your hermana.
Woah.
Come on, man! Am I the only one without a long-lost sibling?
I’ll go get Poppy.
No, no, no, wait. Hold on. There's no way Viva's gonna let her go.
What? W-What are you talking about?
Like I said, she's got some stuff going on, man. If we don't wanna get trapped, we should sneak out now.
Oh, hey... [chuckles] Viva. What's up, girl?
Viva! What are you doing?
You're not leaving here no matter what, because--because it's just not safe out there. You're welcome.
Wait, is this about the Bergens? Because they stopped trying to eat us. That's all in the past.
Yeah, right. That's hilarious, Poppy. I'm laughing really hard.
I'm serious, Viva. Bridget, my best friend I was telling you about, she's a Bergen. [holds her scrapbook out to Viva] Look. Bridget and I do a million fun things together. We talk and we play games and we sing songs. And make up these really bad dances. It's a lot like--Well, actually, it's a lot like what you and I have been doing. The world's a lot different than it used to be.
Viva, look, I used to be just like you. I built a bunker, and I lived in it for years because I knew it was safe. And, sure, i-it kept me alive. And I never had to wear pants. But I was living without pants. Does that make sense?
Well, I feel judged.
You don't understand. I just got my sister back. I'm not gonna lose you. For anything. [gate opens, startling her and all of the other trolls and causing them to all turn around and look up to find that Clay is the one who opened the gate] [a look that’s a mix between nervousness and fear appears on Viva’s face] Clay?
I'm sorry, Viva, but we have to leave. I don't wanna lose my brother either.
Stop. Stop. Time-out. Let's do it again from the top. Spruce, I want some smolder in those eyes. Clay, you're being too stiff. We need some sillier robot. Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper.
If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.
That's why I don't wear one of those. It's a hard fit to pull off.
Really great note, John Dory. Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks. Now I have a creative note for you. Stop being bossy!
What? I'm not being bossy. I'm helping us be better.
No. No, dude, you're forcing us to be perfect, just like you always have, so we can hit the perfect family harmony.
Yeah, for Floyd!
Is it? Or is this all just so you can tell people what to do again?
Wh-What?
Guys, guys, this really isn't helpful right now. Let's all maybe take five, huh?
This isn't gonna work if you keep on being the same old John Dory.
Yeah. We've all changed. Bruce settled down, Branch is slightly taller with zero glasses and I'm a licensed CPA. Put some respect on my name, fool!
Well, I'm not allowed to change. I'm the oldest. I had to be the leader.
You love bossing us around. Just admit it.
Why do you think I moved to the middle of nowhere? So I didn't have to be in charge of anyone. Four little brothers is a lot of responsibility!
Why do you think I left? So no one would treat me like you did.
You know what, Spruce...
It's Bruce!
Thank you, Clay!
Guys, we can't forget about Floyd.
Look, Branch is right. We're here for Floyd. Let's just get this done, and we can go our separate ways.
Fine.
Wait. What?
What? The mission's the mission. You didn't think we'd all live together when this was all over, did you? Singing songs and roasting marshmallows?
Oh. I’m sorry. Is that funny to you? That I might want us to actually be a family again? [takes out his bunker plans and looks down at them] Tiny Diamond, pull over now.
Don't be a baby, Branch.
You're mad at him but you guys do the exact same thing to me. You all still treat me like the baby of the family. But guess what?! I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me because I had to. Then Grandma got eaten and there was no one else to take care of me. [crumples his bunker plans up and throws them on the floor] This time I'm walking out on you! [Branch turns and storms out of the van without looking back]
This is Branch’s bunker. He built this for you guys.
I didn’t know.
I guess you never asked.
Wait. Grandma got eaten?
We should plan to make our ascent about 200 meters east of the entrance.
Good thing I brought extra gummy gloves.
I’m tired. Carry me.
You have to walk on your own, Tiny. You have to be a big boy.
But my feet hurt! I don’t wanna!
But we’ll have to bypass the fan blade, so that our cupcakes don’t get sliced in two.
Ooh, we brought cupcakes?
Oh no.
No. Not what I meant. It doesn’t matter. [he jumps in, followed by Poppy and Tiny Diamond. At last, they make it out of the fan blades and land somewhere else]
After that, we need to cut the power, so we can move freely through the interior air ducts.
How do you know which wires to cut?
I don’t. I’m just blasting everything until something turns off. [The place's power suddenly turns off.]
Hello?
Velvet and Veneer! Give me back my brothers!
Yeah! What he said!
You don’t know what you talking out, troll!
You are stealing BroZone’s talent because you had none of you own, you big... Oh, you big... PHONIES!
Okay, we need to leave, right now. [She and Veneer hop back to their car and the former pats and the latter drives off. Rhonda follows the car, snarling after them with Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy inside her]
FOLLOW THAT LUXURY VEHICLE!
On it, Poppy!
[As Tiny Diamond steered Rhonda to follow them, Velvet looks back as Rhonda gets closer. She turns around and grabs the wheel Veneer is driving before attacking him. Together the car itself jumps off the road with Rhonda flying after them. The car lands on the highway with Velvet and Veneer on it; Rhonda activates her wheels and rockets into hover mode and runs down after the car into the streets below]
So the nachos was good. That was a lot of fun. And then I got to drive the van. So then we got locked in the mini golf course, and there was a giant clown head that started talking to us, man. Whew. Too crazy. But yeah, I'm enjoying the journey. I'm enjoying the journey. I'm growing. I'm developing. I feel strong every day. But, uh, you know, I thought I was ready to be a man, but I'm gonna keep it baby for a while. How much I owe you? This is covered by insurance, right?
No, I'm out of network.
[Tiny Diamond throws shade at Mr. Dinkles in confusion and surprise]
