Roy
"Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?"
Lars
"... Far away."
Roy
[gulps heavily]
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Lars
Roy
Roy
Headed to fat camp?
Gerry
No...why do you say that?
Roy
'Cause you’re fat. [points to man seated beside Gerry] That your dad?
Gerry
No...w-why do you say that?
Roy
'Cause he's fat too!
Gerry
Well, so are you.
Roy
I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.
Gerry
I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.
Roy
I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?
Gerry
Hell no!
Roy
Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!
Tony
[over the loudspeakers]
Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is 'value.' Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!
Roy
"Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
[all the boys laugh]
Roy
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh
[half-unaware]
Josh was bad.
Roy
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh
Josh…now…good.
Gerry
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh
Must be...
Josh
[finally showing his normal awareness]
good to see my big ass again!
Pat
And what did we learn today?
Roy
[wagging his index finger seriously]
Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.
