Kenan Thompson movie quotes

68 quotes from 4 movies

Good Burger (1997) as Dexter

View Quote (to Ed) I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wannna use words with the letter "U!"

View Quote Hey look, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot!

View Quote (after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!

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Trolls Band Together (2023) as Tiny Diamond

View Quote Grownup stuff. Am I right?

View Quote Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [Poppy: Who is Adulty McManface?] The better question is: “Are you a narc?”

View Quote Oh, [bleep!]

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Fat Albert (2004) as Fat Albert

View Quote (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

View Quote I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

View Quote I don't have problems. I solve problems.

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Heavyweights (1995) as Roy

View Quote Roy: "Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?"
Lars: "... Far away."
Roy: [gulps heavily]

View Quote Tony: [over the loudspeakers] Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is 'value.' Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!
Roy: "Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
[all the boys laugh]

View Quote Pat: And what did we learn today?
Roy: [wagging his index finger seriously] Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

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