Lars I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
Played by Tom Hodges 
Heavyweights (1995) · 49 quotes
Heavyweights (1995) · 49 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Heavyweights (1995): in 13 of its 49 quotes
A line from Lars [over speakers]"Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like "YES!" and "You better believe it!" Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"
More lines from Lars
8 quotes Lars Lars Silence!
Lars HEY, DON'T PEE IN THE WAHTER! Don't drink the wahter, he peed in it!
Lars Please put your fat finger DOWN!
Lars You've broken my camera!
Lars "Smellman"
Lars "Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp."
Lars Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…
Scenes with Lars
4 scenes
"Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?"
Lars "... Far away."
[gulps heavily]
Lars Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Lars [tied to a tree, campers come at him with lit torches]
AHHHHHH!
Dawson Shut up! Hey Lars, guess what? We're in charge now. You know what we found out? We found out that if you don't have a job, you get deported! So Lars, buddy, you with us, or against us?
Lars I'm with you.
Lars [turns to other camper]
I love you.
Lars, shouldn’t you be watching the kids?
Lars I have them on the "body" system.
The "body" system?
Lars Yeah, the body system.
Lars [blows whistle and screams]
BODY!
Boys
[holding hands]
BUDDY!
Lars BODY!
Boys
BUDDY!
Lars BODY!
Boys
BUDDY!
Oh! 'Buddy'!
