Lars "Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp." Tony Josh Birnbaum, step on up! Get on the scale, son! All right! [high-fives Josh] Tony Get off the scale. Tony Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is 'value.' Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners! Roy "Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
[all the boys laugh]