Josh Birnbaum, step on up! Get on the scale, son! All right! [high-fives Josh]
[Josh steps on scale which shows a large gain immediately] [angrily]
Get off the scale.
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Roy "Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
[all the boys laugh] Nicholas Oh, my. I didn't mean to. Gerry Just go! Pat Gerry, I'm just so tired of being the fat guy. Gerry I know, Pat, but you don't want to be those guys. They're jerks, forget them. Gerry FORGET YOU! Pat Yeah, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WASHBOARD STOMACHS, AND YOUR OILY MUSCLES, I DON'T *WANT* THEM!
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