Bruno Guys, what do you say? You coming out for the football team or not? We're trying to find you a jersey but we're all out of pup tents.
You should talk, shit breath!
Played by Tom Hodges 
Lucas (1986) · 23 quotes
Lucas (1986) · 23 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Lucas (1986): in 4 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Lucas (4), Ben (2)
Scenes with Bruno
4 scenes Bruno Bruno Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!
Let's go...
Don't let him scare you away!
Scare me away?
Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.
Bruno What are you always sticking up for this wimp for?
Why are you always picking on him?
Bruno Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno Yeah, I am.
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno What did you say?
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the f**s in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno The hell it is!
It IS, look!
