Bruno
Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?
Lucas
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno
Yeah, I am.
Lucas
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno
What did you say?
Lucas
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the f**s in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno
The hell it is!
Lucas
It IS, look!
