Heavyweights (1995) · 49 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Heavyweights (1995): in 6 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Perkis Jr (3), Gerry (2)
"Kids: at age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds are gonna fly, and fat is..... outta here, mister! And we're gonna do it TOGETHER!"
Josh "Oh, my, god."
"I wanna go home!"
"Step on the scale!"
Josh "Alrighty."
"Step off the scale."
Josh The candy belongs to Seymour Butts.
Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? WHO'S SEYMOUR BUTTS?!!
Josh Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
You picked the wrong man to mess with.
Josh Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!
Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Josh Ve already know each odder's names.
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh Josh was bad.
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh Josh…now…good.
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh Must be...
Josh good to see my big ass again!
Don't tell anyone, but I uh…snuck in some Oreos. Just in case.
Josh That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!
[Gerry looks around as the campers stockpile candy in hiding places]
