A character in Heavyweights (1995)

Gerry quotes from Heavyweights (1995)

Aaron Schwartz

3rd most-quoted character in Heavyweights (1995): in 8 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Josh (2), Roy (2)

A line from Gerry [voice-over while writing letter to grandma, he glances at Josh's empty bed and continues]

At least Josh got out...where there's food. We have to resort...to more desperate measures.

Scenes with Gerry

7 scenes
Gerry

It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!

Mrs. Garner

Gerry!

Roger Johnson

Now that's not kind, Gerry.

Maury Garner

We're doing this for your own good. We gotta nip this thing in the bud.

Gerry

I'm fine. This is a joke, right?

Gerry
[parents and Roger shake their heads no] [to his dad]

You're fatter than I am, why don't you go to the camp?

Mrs. Garner

You show your father some respect.

Maury Garner
[to Roger]

First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.

Gerry

I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.
[cut to a jetliner taking off]

Roy

Headed to fat camp?

Gerry

No...why do you say that?

Roy

'Cause you’re fat. [points to man seated beside Gerry] That your dad?

Gerry

No...w-why do you say that?

Roy

'Cause he's fat too!

Gerry

Well, so are you.

Roy

I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.

Gerry

I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.

Roy

I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?

Gerry

Hell no!

Roy

Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!

[introducing himself to camp audience]

Can you smell it? There's a life force in here tonight. Do you feel it? Hmm? I look around this room, and I see potential.

[to Gerry]

I see the future chairman of a Fortune 500 company.

[to Roy]

I see a famous rap artist.

[to Nicholas]

I see the president of the United States of America.

Gerry
[comments to himself]

He's from England!

[passes gas directly into Gerry's face]

Oh, my. I didn't mean to.

Gerry

Just go!

Pat

Gerry, I'm just so tired of being the fat guy.

Gerry

I know, Pat, but you don't want to be those guys. They're jerks, forget them.

Gerry
[stands up and hollers over to Camp MVP]

FORGET YOU!

Pat
[stands up and yells]

Yeah, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WASHBOARD STOMACHS, AND YOUR OILY MUSCLES, I DON'T *WANT* THEM!

Roy

Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.

[half-unaware]

Josh was bad.

Roy

Oh man. Oh geez.

Josh…now…good.

Gerry

Good? Wha...what do you mean?

Must be...

[finally showing his normal awareness]

good to see my big ass again!

Gerry

Don't tell anyone, but I uh…snuck in some Oreos. Just in case.

That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!
[Gerry looks around as the campers stockpile candy in hiding places]

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