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Tony: "Kids: at age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds are gonna fly, and fat is..... outta here, mister! And we're gonna do it TOGETHER!"
Josh: "Oh, my, god."
(Tony runs down aisle high-fiving unwilling kids)
Kid: "I wanna go home!"


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