King Peppy
What would I know about secret family members? [looks away and sighs nervously]
Hang on tight, Grissy!
King Gristle all right, but for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks.
Scenes with King Gristle
4 scenes King Gristle 
STOP THE WEDDING!
King Gristle [the crowd of wedding guests gasps]
Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
I can't remember all my suitors, Grissy.
Oh my gosh, I was being so rude. I've never met anyone from Branch's family before. I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend. Should we hug? Fist bumps? Smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?
All of the above.
Wait! I know you. You're the guy... from BroZone. We were just listening to them.
Cooper
Yeah! BroZone!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t tell me. Um, okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.
Well, that's your opinion-
Fun one? No. You're kind of uptight.
Uptight?
You’re not the sensitive one either.
Okay, a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago.
Oh, oh, I've got it! You're John Dory!
The leader.
The old one!
King Gristle Uh, sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at eleven so---
Shh, I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.
So, if you're Branch's bro, then that means all the BroZone bros are Branch's bros too! [gasps and turns] Branch! How come you never told me?!
Because it's complicated.
Oh sweetie [pats Branch on the back] Cuz you weren't in the band.
What?! No way! Which one was he?
Bitty B.
Bitty B?! No. That’s impossible. Bitty B had glasses.
Oh, and a diaper.
[sing-song voice]
Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. [normal voice] Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!
Are those golf balls? [The balls turn into putt-putt trolls] Oh, good. They’re just trolls. Look how cute.
King Gristle [The putt-putt trolls pull out weapons and attack them; they throw them in many ways and pounce on them]
WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?
[The two Bergens collapse to the ground by the putt-putt trolls]
Grissy, I didn’t think we’d both find ourselves tied up on this honeymoon.
