Kit quotes from Failure to Launch (2006)

Played by Zooey Deschanel

View Quote Kit: I smell something. Do you smell something?
Paula: Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
Kit: No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
Paula: What?
Kit: You are a little fun-haver.

View Quote Kit: You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.
Ace: I'll give you a Canadian Goose.
[she slaps him, then a moment later, grabs him and kisses him passionately]

View Quote Kit: Shut up, whore!
Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit: No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that bird outside my dang window!
Paula: Oh.
Kit: What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

View Quote Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula: Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit: [sarcastically] Yeah!

View Quote Paula: Hey, hey.
Kit: Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.
Paula: It's Friday.
Kit: Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
Paula: For the third straight week.
Kit: There's talk of making it permanent.
Paula: Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?
Kit: Right, but for booze.

View Quote Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading Kit not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
Kit: Oh... A copy that, too, right here!

View Quote Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

View Quote Paula: I had a nice time.
Tripp: I did, too.
Paula: Good.
Tripp: I had fun.
Paula: Good.
Kit: [screaming at the bird outside] Shut up! Shut up you crazy bird!"[walking out of her room naked]"
Paula: Hey, Kit.
Kit: What? Hi. Can you guys see me?
Paula: Yeah.
Tripp: Yeah.
Kit: Oh, great.
Tripp: What?
Paula: Dinner and a show. [kisses him] Goodnight.
Tripp: Goodnight.

View Quote Paula: Do you know that I have a contract? I-I-I have... I have fiduciary responsibilities to uphold.
Kit: From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?
Paula: [shocked] Oh!

View Quote Kit: [finding out that Paula has set her up with Ace] No.
Paula: It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.
Kit: First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
Paula: No, I don't, I don't think that I did that.

View Quote Jeffrey: My teacher, Miss Kramer has a girlfriend.
Paula: Oh, that's nice.
Jeffrey: She's a lesbian.
Paula: Oh, my God. I am the worst person in the world.
Kit: Oh, hey, you're home.
Paula: I have to break up with Tripp. I'm... I'm terminating my contract, and... I can't do it.
Kit: Look, I don't see why it’s so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.

Other characters in Failure to Launch (2006): Paula · Tripp · Demo · Ace · Al · Sue