Demo Deception's a poison. It’s like margarine.
Scenes with Demo
9 scenes Demo 
And at least I'm not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
Demo Whoa, whoa... I'm a ramblin' man, I'm a tumble weed, I'm a seeker of truth!
Demo And yet, in America, we're shunned for our lifestyle.
When we should be celebrating our lifestyle. We are men who still live at home.
Demo Yes.
We're not here to apologize about who we are, and how we do it, and who we live with.
Demo No!
I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners. And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on!
[to Tripp]
And your bathroom needs cleaning, so I left the stuff in the hall. And when you're done with the rubber gloves, just remember to turn them inside out. Bye.
Demo Something's wrong with your mom.
Demo He's not a child, Tripp. Look how peaceful he is.
Come here, little boy. You want a little bit of chocolate, baby-boo-boo?
Demo You're giving him a Power Bar?
Everybody loves chocolate. Baby-boo-boo?
Demo Tripp, he's saying no.
Look into my eyes.
Demo He's saying no, Tripp.
Baby-boo-boo? [chipmunk bites Tripp's hand] Aaow!
It's over. She's gotta go.
You're dumping Paula?
Demo What happened?
Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.
Demo What are you gonna do now?
I don't know. I'm in uncharted waters here, boys.
Demo [to Tripp]
You were bitten by a chuckwalla. That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace. I have a theory. This isn't the first time that nature's lashed out at you like this. I believe it's because your life is fundamentally at odds with the natural world.
Huh?
Demo Therefore, nature rejects you.
Dude, did you just drop me from a forty foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man. You went behind my back, and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.
Demo He's right.
I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.
It's okay.
Demo Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it. Which is exactly what we wanted for you.
Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?
Actually, I own my home.
Demo What?
No, you don't.
I bought it a couple of years ago from my Mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.
Demo Smart.
Wow.
And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer. I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home.
Demo Yeah.
But his permanent address is in his heart. He's a bum.
Demo I think what we're trying to say is that the two of us are happy, and we're perfectly functional.
And you, Tripp, are not.
