Tripp

Dude, did you just drop me from a forty foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man. You went behind my back, and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.

Demo

He's right.

Ace

I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.

Tripp

It's okay.

Demo

Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it. Which is exactly what we wanted for you.

Tripp

Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?

Ace

Actually, I own my home.

Demo

What?

Tripp

No, you don't.

Ace

I bought it a couple of years ago from my Mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.

Demo

Smart.

Tripp

Wow.

Ace

And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer. I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home.

Demo

Yeah.

Ace

But his permanent address is in his heart. He's a bum.

Demo

I think what we're trying to say is that the two of us are happy, and we're perfectly functional.

Ace

And you, Tripp, are not.