Justin Bartha movie quotes

75 quotes from 3 movies

National Treasure (2004) as Riley Poole

View Quote (About the pipe) Is it a billion dollar pipe? (a few seconds later) Is it a million dollar pipe?

View Quote (Responding to one of Ian's henchmen on the Charlotte.) Albuquerque. See I can do it too. Snorkel.

View Quote Okay, Ben, pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over 20 million books. And they're all saying the same exact thing: Listen to Riley.

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National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) as Riley

View Quote Ben, if it was you trying to convince me, you’d have less evidence and I'd already believe you.

View Quote There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.

View Quote Look! It's a little golden man, like a tiny torso. Wow...

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Failure to Launch (2006) as Ace

View Quote Tripp: It's over. She's gotta go.
Ace: You're dumping Paula?
Demo: What happened?
Tripp: Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.

View Quote Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

View Quote Ace: And at least I'm not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
Demo: Whoa, whoa... I'm a ramblin' man, I'm a tumble weed, I'm a seeker of truth!

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