A character in National Treasure (2004)

Riley Poole quotes from National Treasure (2004)

Justin Bartha

Most-quoted character in National Treasure (2004): in 35 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Benjamin Franklin Gates (15), Abigail Chase (6), Patrick Gates (3)

A line from Riley Poole (About the pipe)

Is it a billion dollar pipe? (a few seconds later) Is it a million dollar pipe?

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15 quotes
Riley Poole
[talking about The Declaration of Independence]

It's surrounded by guards...and video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trip. And underneath an inch of bulletproof glass is an army of sensors and heat monitors if someone gets too close with a high fever. Now, when it's not on display, it is lowered into a 4 foot thick concrete, steel-plated vault that happens to be equipped with electronic combination lock and biometric access-denial systems.

Riley Poole
[hearing Abigail over Ben's wire connection]

Is that that hot girl? How does she look?

Riley Poole

When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.

Riley Poole

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Riley Poole

It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant. [hugs the statue]

Riley Poole

Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?

Riley Poole

Okay, Ben, pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over 20 million books. And they're all saying the same exact thing: Listen to Riley.

Riley Poole

Ben, the, uh, the mean D-declaration lady is behind you.

Riley Poole
[to Ben]

What do you care? You got the girl.

Riley Poole
(after being told to shut up at gunpoint)

Okay....

Riley Poole
(Responding to one of Ian's henchmen on the Charlotte.)

Albuquerque. See I can do it too. Snorkel.

Scenes with Riley Poole

19 scenes

We could borrow it.

Ben

Steal it? I don't think so.

Ben, the treasure of the Knights Templar is the treasure of all treasures.

Ben

Oh, I didn't know that. Really?

Look, Ben... I understand your bitterness. I really do. You've spent your entire life searching for this treasure,only to have the respected historical community treat you and your family with mockery and contempt. You should be able to rub this treasure in their arrogant faces, and I want you to have the chance to do that.

Ben

How?

We all have our areas of expertise. You don't think mine are limited to writing checks, do you!? In a life, I've arranged several operations of questionable legality.

I'd take his word for it if I was you.

So don't worry. I'll make all the arrangements.

Ben

No!!

I could really use your help here.

Ben

Ian, I'm not going to let you steal the Declaration of Independence.

Alright. From this point on, all you're going to be is a hindrance. [signals Shaw to ready gun to which Ben nervously laughs]

Riley

Hey!

Ben

What are you going to do? Are you going to shoot me, Shaw!? Well, you can't shoot me. There's more to the riddle; information you don't have, I do. I'm the only one who can solve it.

He's bluffing.

Ben

We play poker together, Ian. You know I can't bluff.

Tell me what I need, or I'll shoot your friend. [Shaw points gun at Riley]

Riley

Hey!

Quiet, Riley. Your job's finished here.

Ben
[Ben lights flare, Shaw turns gun back to Ben and looks astonished along with Ian]

Look where you're standing. All that gunpowder. You shoot me, I drop this, we all go up.

Riley

Ben?!
Ian Howe What happens when the flare burns down? [Ben looks questionably] You just tell me what I need to know.

Ben

You need to know... If Shaw can catch.

[throws flare, Riley squints scared, Ian catches it before it hits gunpowder]

Nice try, though. [coat sleeve catches on fire and drops flare on gunpowder]

Powell

Look... this is a waste of time. How could a ship wind up way out here?

Riley Poole

Well, I'm no expert but... it could be that the hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze, resulting in a semisolid migrating land mass that would land a ship right around here. [walks away]

Prison.

Riley

Albuquerque. See I can do it too. Snorkel.

That's where the map is. Like he said, "Fifty-five in iron pen." "Iron pen" is a prison.

Ben Gates

Or it could be, since the primary writing medium of the time was iron gall ink, the "pen" is... just a pen. But then why not say a pen, why say iron pen.

Because it's a prison.

Ben

The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?

Riley

Delicious jams and jellies?

Riley
[after Ben decides to steal the Declaration]

This is... huge. [Beat] Prison... huge. You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?

Ben

Yeah, probably.

Riley

Well... that would... bother most people.

Riley
[speaking through headset]

So, how do you look?

Ben
[looking in mirror]

Not bad.

Riley

Mazel tov.

Ben
[Abigail is freaking out, thinking that Ian has the Declaration]

They don't have it.

Ben
[Pulls the Declaration out to show her]

See, now can you please stop shouting?

Verdammt! Give me that!

Ben

You know something? You're shouting again.

Riley

I'm pretty sure she was swearing, too.

Ben

Well, I probably deserved that.

Just give me the Declaration!

Ben

You're still shouting. And it's really starting to annoy. You would do well, Dr. Chase, to be a bit more civilized in this instance.

If that's the real Declaration, what did they get?

Ben

A souvenir. I thought it might be a good idea to have a duplicate, turns out I was right. Actually, I had to pay for the real one and the duplicate, so you owe me $35, plus tax.

Riley

Genius.

Riley

You know, it took you all of two seconds to decide to steal The Declaration of Independence.

Ben

Yeah, but I didn't think I was going to have to personally tell my dad about it.

Riley
[examining the back of the Declaration]

So if this things in invisible ink, how do we look at it?

Throw it in the oven.
Abigail, Ben: NO!

What do you see?

Ben

2:22.

What time is it now?

Clothing Store Clerk

Almost 3.

[sighs]

We missed it.

Riley

No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because... you don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.

Ben

I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.

Riley

Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. [takes a deep breath] This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now, of course--

Riley!

Riley

All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.

Ben

Riley, you're a genius.

Riley

Do you actually know who the first person to come up with the idea of daylight savings time was?
Abigail, Ben: Benjamin Franklin.
[Riley stomps his foot in disappointment]

Powell
[they find a giant underground staircase]

How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?

Ben

The same way the built the pyramids, the Great Wall of China.

Riley

Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Ben

I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration!

No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you.

Ben

Really?

Yeah.

Riley

I would've dropped you both. Freaks.

You can't just leave us here.

Yes, I can. Unless Ben tells me the next clue.

Ben

There isn't another clue.

Riley

Ian, why don't you come back down here and we can talk through this together?

(Ian Howe points his gun at Riley)

Don't speak again.

Riley

Okay...

The clue. Where's the treasure? Ben?

The lantern.

Ben

Dad...

The status quo has changed, son.

Ben

Don't.

It's part of Freemason teachings. In King Solomon's temple there was a winding staircase. It signified the journey that had to be made to find the light of truth. The lantern is the clue.

Ian

What does it mean?

Ben Gates

Boston. It's Boston.

The Old North Church, where Thomas Newton hung a lantern in the steeple, to signal Paul Revere that the British were coming. One if by land, two if by sea. One lantern. Under the winding staircase of the steeple, that's where we have to look.

Thank you.

Hey, you have to take us with you.

Why? So you can escape in Boston? Besides, with you out of the picture, there's less baggage to carry.

What if we lied?

Did you?

Ben

What if there's another clue?

Then I'll know right where to find you. See you, Ben.
(Ian Howe escapes, leaving Ben and the others behind)

Riley

We're all gonna die.

Ben

It's gonna be OK, Riley. I'm sorry I yelled at you.

It's okay, kiddo.

OK, boys, what's going on? The British came by sea. It was two lanterns, not one.

Ian needed another clue, so we gave it to him.

Riley

It was a fake. It was a fake clue.

Ben

The all-seeing eye. Through the all seeing eye.

Riley

That means by the time Ian has figured it out, we'd still be trapped and he'll shoot us then. Either way, we're going to die.

Ben

Nobody's going to die. There is another way out.

Riley

Where?

Ben

Through the treasure room.

Riley

For the record, Ben, I like the house.

Ben

You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met...

Riley

Someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. [puts on a pair of sunglasses and starts the car] Could have had a bigger house.

Ben

We don't need someone crazy. But one step sort of crazy, what do you get?

Riley

Obsessed.

Ben

Passionate.

Riley
[After they find the treasure]

They offered you ten percent, man. Ten percent.

Ben

Tell you what- next time we find a treasure that redefines history for all mankind, you call the shots.

Riley

What do you care? You got the girl. Enjoy your spoils while I sit on one percent. Half of one percent, actually. [Jumps into red Ferrari]

Ben
[Looking at Ferrari]

I'm sorry for your suffering, Riley.

Riley

OK Ben. Pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over twenty million books, and they're all saying the same exact thing: listen to Riley. What we have here is an entire layout of the Archives: sort of builder's blueprints. We've got construction manuals, phone lines, water, and sewage. It's all right here. [Riley continues in voiceover as the camera moves around the archives] Now, when the Declaration is on display, it is surrounded by guards...and video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth-grade field trip. And underneath an inch of bulletproof glass is an army of sensors and heat monitors that will go off if someone gets too close with a high fever. Now, when it's not on display, it is lowered into a four-foot-thick concrete, steel-plated vault that happens to be equipped with an electronic combination lock and biometric access-denial systems.

Ben

You know, Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 times to develop the carbonized cotton-thread filament for the incandescent light bulb.

Riley

Edison?

Ben

And when asked about it, he said "I didn't fail; I found out 2,000 ways how not to make a light bulb," but he only needed one way to make it work. [sets down a book in front of Riley] The Preservation Room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?

Riley

Delicious jams and jellies?

Ben

No, that's where they clean, repair, and maintain all the documents and their storage housings when they are not on display or in the vault. Now, when the case needs work, they take it out of the vault and directly across the hall and into the Preservation Room. The best time for us or Ian to steal it would be during the gala this weekend, when the guards are distracted by the VIPs upstairs; but we'll make our way to the Preservation Room, where there is much less security.

Riley

Well... uh... Ian... Preservation, hmm. Well, this might be possible.

Ben

It might.

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