Ben
[Abigail is freaking out, thinking that Ian has the Declaration]
They don't have it.
Ben
[Pulls the Declaration out to show her]
See, now can you please stop shouting?
Abigail
Verdammt! Give me that!
Ben
You know something? You're shouting again.
Riley
I'm pretty sure she was swearing, too.
Ben
Well, I probably deserved that.
Abigail
Just give me the Declaration!
Ben
You're still shouting. And it's really starting to annoy. You would do well, Dr. Chase, to be a bit more civilized in this instance.
Abigail
If that's the real Declaration, what did they get?
Ben
A souvenir. I thought it might be a good idea to have a duplicate, turns out I was right. Actually, I had to pay for the real one and the duplicate, so you owe me $35, plus tax.
Riley
Genius.


