Bradley Cooper movie quotes

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View Quote All my fear, all my shyness, gone. But mere lounging wasn't enough. Only problem? If I wasn't moving forward, I felt like I was going to explode.

View Quote 12m06s (This quote comes from the Berean Study Bible version of John 9:25. It also appears in the song Amazing Grace: "I once was lost, but now am found, Was blind, but now I see.")

View Quote [as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]

View Quote This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!

View Quote [to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]

View Quote Rocket: You people have issues.
Quill: Well, of course I have issues! [Points at a reforming, screaming Ego] THAT'S MY FREAKING FATHER!

View Quote Ayesha: We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. Impeccable: Both physically and mentally. We control the DNA of our progeny germinating them in birthing pods.
Quill: Well, I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.
Ayesha: Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson in the archaic ways of our ancestors. For academic purposes.
Quill: I would be honored, yes. In the name of research, I think that could be pretty…repulsive. I'm not into that kind of casual.
Gamora: Oh, please. Your people promised something in exchange for our services. Bring it, and we shall gladly be on our way.
[The Sovereign guards bring a hooded figure into the courtroom. They pull back the hood to reveal Nebula]
Quill: Family reunion. Yaaaay.
Ayesha: I understand that she is your sister?
Gamora: She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
Ayesha: Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. Do with her as you please.
Quill: We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
Ayesha: What's your heritage, Mr. Quill?
Quill: My mother is from Earth.
Ayesha: And your father?
Quill: He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
Ayesha: I see it within you. An unorthodox genealogy. A hybrid that seems particularly…reckless.
Rocket: You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags. But that isn't true at all! [Rocket flashes a wink at Quill. Sovereign guards gasp and one of them aims his weapon at Rocket] Oh, shit, I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? [Drax pulls him up from his scruff] I'm sorry, that was meant to be behind your back.
Drax: [Putting Rocket down] Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.
Rocket: You're tellin' me. [Shows Drax his stolen Anulax batteries] You wanna buy some batteries? [Drax laughs]

View Quote Quill: This is weird. We have a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora: Why would they do that?
Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Rocket: Dude!
Drax: [Awkwardly] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. [The Sovereign fleet open fire]
Quill: What were you thinking?!
Rocket: Dude, they were really easy to steal.
Gamora: That's your defense?

View Quote [to Ally] Look at me. All you got to do is trust me. That's all you got to do.

View Quote Jack: Hey!
Ally: What?
Jack: I just wanted to take another look at you.

View Quote Ally: I don't feel this way about everybody.
Jack: Well, good, we're on the same page.

View Quote Demo: Deception's a poison. It’s like margarine.

View Quote Sue: [to Tripp] And your bathroom needs cleaning, so I left the stuff in the hall. And when you're done with the rubber gloves, just remember to turn them inside out. Bye.
Demo: Something's wrong with your mom.

View Quote Tripp: It's over. She's gotta go.
Ace: You're dumping Paula?
Demo: What happened?
Tripp: Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.

View Quote Alan: I like to say somethin' that I prepared tonight.
Stu: All right, Alan.
Alan: [extracts a sheet of paper; presents his speech] Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! [pulls out a pocket knife]
Stu: What?!
Doug: Whattaya got there?
[Alan tries to cut his palm, to the others' shock]
Phil: What the ****?!
Doug What are you doin'?!
[Alan groans in pain]
Stu: What is that?!
Alan: Blood brothers.

View Quote Phil: All right. We got the money. 80 grand cash.
Chow: Throw it over! Then I give you Doug.
Stu: I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. We didn't catch your name last night.
Chow: Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow.
Stu: Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug before we give you the money, to verify that he's okay, if that's cool.
Chow: Of course, Stu. That is cool. [claps hands, and a man with a bag on his head is brought out of the car]
Stu: [relieved] Oh. Okay.
Chow: See? He fine. Now, gimme money, or I shoot him, and I shoot all you mother****ers! And then we take it! Your choice, bitches!

View Quote Phil: [sees Alan with his new satchel] You're not really wearin' that, are you?
Alan: Wearin' what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that, or you guys just ****in' with me?
Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil: So does Joy Behar.

View Quote she is going to carve my eyes out, shes gonna cut my feet off!!!!!

View Quote OK, Stalker

View Quote Mary, don't change for anyone.

View Quote This is my nozzle, mother****er!

View Quote There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!

View Quote Jon Peters: How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine: ...normal-sized?
Jon Peters: How do you know that?

View Quote Paco: This whole thing is racist. Abscam? "Arab-scam"? It's completely racist!
Richie: So what do you have to worry about, Sheikh? You're Mexican.

View Quote Sydney: [On the phone] Who was that?
Richie: My fiancee.
Sydney: You have a fiancee?
Richie: Well... sorta... I guess... I don't know.

View Quote Irving: I want show you something. This Rembrandt here? People come from all over the world to see this.
Richie: Yeah, he's good. Yeah.
Irving: It's a fake.
Richie: Wait, what’re you talking about? That's impossible.
Irving: People believe what they want to believe. 'Cause the guy who made this was so good that it's real to everybody. Now who's the master -- the painter or the forger?
Richie: That's a fake?
Irving: That's the way the world works. Not black and white, like you say. Extremely grey.

View Quote [Phil asks Alan to give his phone]
Phil: Alan, what's the password?
Alan: Hey Phil, that's it.
Phil: What?
Alan: My password 'Hey Phil'.

View Quote Chow: You miss me?
Phil: So much.
Stu: We rove you, Chow.

View Quote [from trailer]
[back in Vegas]
Stu: I told myself, I would never come back.
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight...