Alan
[from trailer]
My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!
[causes a car crash]
Scenes with Alan
5 scenes Alan
Alan
[from trailer]
We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow
Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!
Mr. Chow
[the wolfpack is in a fight with cockerels]
Hold still, I'm trying to help!
Alan
[fires a gun wildly]
Are you out of your mind?
Chico
[from trailer]
Where is he? Leslie Chow stole $21,000,000 from me, and I figure the wolfpack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!
Alan
[Doug is taken away]
Can't you take Stu instead?
Stu
**** you, Alan!
Phil
[Phil asks Alan to give his phone]
Alan, what's the password?
Alan
Hey Phil, that's it.
Phil
What?
Alan
My password 'Hey Phil'.
