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Humpty Alexander Dumpty quotes

View Quote It’s been a long time, brother.
View Quote Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Be-betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
View Quote I’m sorry, okay? How long are you going to hold a grudge? It’s been 7 years! That’s like 35 cat years! You need me and I... I need you, Puss. Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend: it ain't over easy!
View Quote Listen, a day… a day doesn’t go by when I don’t think about what I lost. I lost my best friend, my only friend. And I get it now, I got greedy and desperate and I let you down, I let myself down. All I’m asking for, Puss, is a second chance. Give me that second chance and I’ll help repay you back San Ricardo. Please, Puss. Let me show you what our friendship mean to me.
View Quote Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans. [Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?] Oh, thank you.
View Quote Somewhere down there, there are two little kids, I don't know, maybe orphans, and they're laying on a hill staring at the clouds, dreaming about the future. That was me and you, Puss. Me and you.
View Quote You mean your home. I… I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
View Quote I'm sorry, Puss. I made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person, I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
View Quote Brothers forever.
View Quote [Last words before his death] Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do. [Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won’t. So I won’t make you choose.
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