Humpty Alexander Dumpty It’s been a long time, brother.
Tied for most-quoted character in Puss in Boots (2011): in 12 of its 48 quotes
A line from Humpty Alexander DumptyAre those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Be-betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
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9 quotes Humpty Alexander Dumpty Humpty Alexander Dumpty I’m sorry, okay? How long are you going to hold a grudge? It’s been 7 years! That’s like 35 cat years! You need me and I... I need you, Puss. Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend: it ain't over easy!
Humpty Alexander Dumpty Listen, a day… a day doesn’t go by when I don’t think about what I lost. I lost my best friend, my only friend. And I get it now, I got greedy and desperate and I let you down, I let myself down. All I’m asking for, Puss, is a second chance. Give me that second chance and I’ll help repay you back San Ricardo. Please, Puss. Let me show you what our friendship mean to me.
Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans. [Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?] Oh, thank you.
Humpty Alexander Dumpty Somewhere down there, there are two little kids, I don't know, maybe orphans, and they're laying on a hill staring at the clouds, dreaming about the future. That was me and you, Puss. Me and you.
Humpty Alexander Dumpty You mean your home. I… I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
Humpty Alexander Dumpty I'm sorry, Puss. I made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person, I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Humpty Alexander Dumpty Brothers forever.
[Last words before his death]
Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do. [Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won’t. So I won’t make you choose.
Scenes with Humpty Alexander Dumpty
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Young Humpty
Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans.
Would you care for a jelly bean?
Young Humpty
Oh, thank you.
Humpty [shrieks]
That is disgusting!
Give me the goose, Humpty.
Humpty No can do, I'm afraid. See, the mama's on her way, and when she gets here, it's absolutely not bye-bye, San Ricardo and everything you ever cared about.
Revenge on me is one thing, but why, Imelda? Why the orphanage? This is our home.
Humpty You mean your home. [sighs] I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero, and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
Humpty, I'm sorry I hurt you. But do not take it out on these people. You are better than this.
Humpty No, I'm not.
Oh, come on! I know the real Humpty. The way you saw the world, the inventor, the dreamer! What happened to that guy? [They both hear the sound of the mama goose as she gets nearer]
Humpty I think it's too late.
It is never too late to do the right thing. Together, we can save San Ricardo! I can forgive you, Humpty, if you help me now.
Humpty Really? After everything I put you through?
Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.
Humpty I'll try.
