Chow quotes from The Hangover Part II (2011)

Chow, We're in Bangkok?

Holla! City of Squalor!

Chow, what happened?

You guys texted me. Said you **** up and looking to party.

Your password is baloney1?

Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.

Really ****in' annoying.

Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?

I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.

You have a wife?

Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

You ready for the craziest **** story ever? (Collapses on the table)

Chow! (Pats him)

Alan

Mr. Chow, are you okay?

You gotta be kidding me! (Checks for Chow's pulse) ****, he's dead!

Help!

Stu, shut up. Stu, shut up!

Call an ambulance!

Shut up, he's dead! Look, if someone comes and finds a dead body and a pile of cocaine, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives in a **** Thai prison! Now shh! Alan, please stop crying!