A character in Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Short Fuse quotes from Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Ken Jeong

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Penguins of Madagascar (2014): in 4 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Skipper (2), Kowalski (2)

A line from Short Fuse

I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss, and-and I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!

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Short Fuse

Every time a villain calls in, this happens.

Scenes with Short Fuse

2 scenes

Secure the mermaids and find me... [Sees Dave] David the octopus.

[After having dropped a skeleton to trap him]

A little late, North Wind.

Mission accomplished. High one! [The penguins do their high-one]

Corporal, take our prisoner... the one that belongs to us... into custody. [Corporal pushes the skeleton aside only for the scuba suit he's in to deflate] What?

Short Fuse

You melted him!? You birds are sick!

[finds an open sewer hatch leading to the pipes of the tanks, knowing that Dave is loose] (Oh, no.)

He's going in through the pipes!

[Having made it to the tank of Mermaid Penguins which Private had been placed into, Dave drains the tank in a whirlpool, taking all the Shanghai penguins] [Trying to swim away from the whirlpool]

Skipper!

Private? Private! You got to get out of there! [Noticing the tentacle is about to grab him] No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Private!

Private! No!

[gets pulled into the drain with the other penguins in the tank]

Skipper! No!

[Breaking the glass with a seal]

Okay. Here we go.

Move, move, move! He's got Private! He's getting away. He's getting away!
[The penguins chase down Dave in the North Wind's plane, and the North Wind chases after them]

Short Fuse

Whoo! Way to go, boss! That's North Wind, sucker!

Nicely done.

La-di, blah, blah, blah, blah. A good plan is about more than effecty stuff and... vocabulary words.
Classified And you, you... you certainly know a good plan, I mean, your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape with... your boy. [Successfully guilt-tripping Skipper] I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel... awful. Can't imagine the guilt, the regret, the feeling that, I don't know, that it should have been you. [Skipper stares down at a pebble, which unfolds to look like Private]

Eva

All for penguin plan? [Kowalski and Rico raise their hands] All for North Wind plan? [The North Wind votes, as well as Skipper]

His... his is better.

What?

I'm sorry, boys, but I can't lead you this time.

But... we're a team, and... and you're our skipper, Skipper. We don't... we don't need these guys.

No, Kowalski, but Private does. I think... it's time we leave it to the professionals.

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