Skipper quotes
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Dave! Dave! Right! Oh yeah, long time. Uh, how's the wife?
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Well, I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine… or your prices! [in battle stance] Release them!
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[to Classified] You low down, dirty, mangy, filthy, flea-bitten, bum-sniffing, TOILET DRINKER! [slight pause] But... good.
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Just, uh, smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.
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Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, and our world got a little bit cuter. [Private giggles] So tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!
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Just like Super Bowl XIX!
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I make my own options. [hits a button, the hatch opens and boxes come flying out with the penguins]
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You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Private. Now hit that machine and get your present.
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Absolutely. First thing Monday.
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Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization. If we're gonna take Dexter down, we need to know where he's gonna strike next.