Skipper quotes
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Kowalski, analysis.
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[first line] Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
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Attention, this is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. Bad news is we're crash-landing. (Plane begins to fall) When it comes to air-travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin!
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Can't you see these commies have my hands tied here! No maternity leaves!
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Maternity leave?! You're all males!
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(to the doll, during the plane dive) My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. (turning) Rico! You had your fun. Pull up!
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(to Rico as they try to land) Gently now. You just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister. (plane slams against the ground and the wooden landing gear breaks off) I said kiss it!