Skipper quotes from The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper (2005)

Kowalski

Yule log engaged.

Skipper

All right, boys! Stand by for eggnog!

Kowalski

Aye aye, Skipper!

Rico

EGGNOG!

Skipper

Private?

Private

I'll pass, thank you.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Skipper

Well done, Rico! This guy can really hold his nog.

Skipper

21:10 hours, boys! Engage cranberries! [Rico is playing the "Knife game" at the table] Rico! Not at the table. [noticing a problem] Hold on a second! Something's missing!

Kowalski

Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!

Skipper

Give me a headcount.

Kowalski

We have three heads, sir!

Skipper

Where's the private?!

Kowalski

Unknown, sir! It would appear that he's [grabs milk carton] missing!

Skipper

Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed. [pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath] What the...?! [slapping the pin] What have you done with Private? Talk, Mister!

Kowalski

Skipper! Over here!

Skipper

I'll deal with you later.

Kowalski

Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.

Skipper

He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.

Kowalski

Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?

Skipper

No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.

Oh, yeah.

Skipper

Now let's go.

Private

Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.

Private

He looks so sad.

Skipper

Rico, l want that tree up to muster.

Private

Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.

Skipper

Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski

Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh, sir.

Skipper

He's close. I can feel it.

What kind of cut-rate junk is this? It's lousy workmanship it's what it is.

Kowalski

Uh-oh. We may have a problem.

Everywhere I look, junk. These are no good at all! Junk!

Skipper

We need to get closer. 10:00, men. Blend! Blend! Blend!

Skipper

He's in trouble.

Rico

Kaboom!

Skipper

Lay her down, soldier. We're in observation mode.

Skipper

GRAND COULEE DAM! Private's been captured!

Taxi!

Skipper

Not on my watch, bluehair! Kowalski!

Skipper

What comes down must go up.

Kowalski

Skipper! [brings in a hoover]

Skipper

Okay, boys. Commence Operation Special Delivery.
[the penguins put stamps on themselves and use the hoover, in reverse, to whizz up the chute]

Skipper

Shitake mushrooms! No more Mr Cute and Cuddly!

Rico

Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!

Skipper

Rico! Enough with the dynamite, already.

Rico

Aaah.

Skipper

Santa Claus has come to town!

Ryan takes the snap! [Private flies into a table covered in food] Oooooh! What a hit! Ryan is down!

Skipper

Holy butterball!

Rico

Kaboom?

Skipper

Yes, Rico. Kaboom.

Skipper

Come on, boys.

What is all this? Mr. Chew, this is all your fault! Bad dog! You are on a big time out!

Private

Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.

Skipper

Think nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do. You remember the penguin credo.

Private

What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?

Skipper

Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone". Alone! On Christmas! Don't you get it? Come on people, do I have to explain this to everybody? [Rico nods]