Kowalski Yule log engaged.
All right, boys! Stand by for eggnog!
Kowalski Aye aye, Skipper!
EGGNOG!
Private?
I'll pass, thank you.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Well done, Rico! This guy can really hold his nog.
21:10 hours, boys! Engage cranberries! [Rico is playing the "Knife game" at the table] Rico! Not at the table. [noticing a problem] Hold on a second! Something's missing!
Kowalski Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!
Give me a headcount.
Kowalski We have three heads, sir!
Where's the private?!
Kowalski Unknown, sir! It would appear that he's [grabs milk carton] missing!
Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed. [pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath] What the...?! [slapping the pin] What have you done with Private? Talk, Mister!
Kowalski Skipper! Over here!
Kowalski Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.
He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.
Kowalski Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.
Oh, yeah.
Now let's go.
Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
