Kowalski
[repeated line]
Check.
10th most-quoted character in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008): in 7 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Skipper (4), Private (3), Alex the Lion (2)
Yes. If we fold it here, here and here. [Turns the paper into a plane and send it flying]
More lines from Kowalski
2 quotes
Kowalski
We lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire.
Scenes with Kowalski
4 scenesThat was beautiful. Now let's eat!
Dad! Look out!
What the...?
Alex! Get in!
She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can!
What?
She's got a gun! Let's get out while we can! Pass it on.
[chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]
He said, "Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound."
Skipper! Alex wants to take out the dam!
Alright. [on the intercom] But it's his funeral.
What?
Aye aye, Skippy!
Bring it on! Bring it on! Whoo!
Come back! That's my dinner!
Kowalski, full throttle. Music! (Private puts in a tape that plays "At The Copa (Copacabana)" by Barry Manilow.)
Oh, I like this song.
Kowalski
It never gets old.
It does have a catchy hook. Come about! Bring her in low! [on the intercom] Hold on to your skirts! It's dam-busting time!
Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!
Tell them No! Pull up! They'll kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on.
[The chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]
They said, "Don't pull up; kill us! There's no other way. Basset Hound."
Are you sure?
Men, there's no sacrifice greater than someone else's.
Struts.
Kowalski
[flicks the levers]
Check.
Flaps.
Kowalski
[taps on the flaps control]
Check.
Engine.
Kowalski
[turns a knob]
Check.
Coffee maker.
Kowalski
[turns on the coffee maker]
Check.
That's got to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it's gonna have to do. [on the intercom] Attention. This is your captain speaking.
[Private is giving a safety demonstration to the passengers] [shows life vest]
In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head, and kiss your… [pulls on the red tab, causing the vest to inflate and explode] ...Goodbye.
New York City! Here we come, baby!
...Sit back, relax, pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies.
Personal god. Hunk of what?
Kowalski
we are go, sir.
Mort
Open the door! I'm outside! [screams]
In case of a loss in cabin pressure, place the mask over your face... [places oxygen mask over his face, muffling his voice] ...To hide your terrified expression from the other passengers.
[showing his detached seatbelt]
Excuse me, miss, but aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?
Kowalski
[The red bulb on the plane's fuel gauge is flashing]
Skipper, look.
Analysis.
Kowalski
It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.
I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
Kowalski
That too, sir.
Right. Rico, manual!
Catch.
Kowalski
Sir, we may be out of fuel.
What makes you think that?
Kowalski
We've lost engine 1. [out the left window, engine #1 sputters out] And engine 2 is no longer on fire. [out the right window, engine #2 stops smoking and sputters]
Buckle up, boys. [covers "Doll's" eyes] Don't look, doll, this might get hairy. [on the intercom] Attention. This is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. Bad news is... we're crash landing. [the plane falls out of the sky]
Uh-oh.
[All start screaming]
When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.
Kowalski
Skipper, we have all the parts we need. But, we're slightly behind schedule.
How slightly?
Kowalski
6 to 9 years.
69 years?
Kowalski
No. 6 to 9 years.
Haven't seen them since yesterday sir. [drops his screwdriver] Darn you Darwin! [the car's hood closes on him]
Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me! [the inside of the front of the car explodes] Rico! You're coming with me! [Rico welds a car in half]
Yes, Skipper.
We'll track them down and bring them in for court martial.
That won't be necessary. We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper. [camera pans to a whole lot of chimpanzees]
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Oh, I doubt that. [chimpanzees screeching]
[on the intercom]
Enough lollygagging. Now let's get to work. We'll divide into three groups. Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson, you'll handle assembly. Group George Peppard, you'll handle craft services. Any questions? [Mason tries to say something] Good, now let's get to work.
Other characters in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Alex the Lion
Ben Stiller
Gloria the Hippo
Jada Pinkett Smith
Melman the Giraffe
David Schwimmer
Skipper
Tom McGrath
Marty the Zebra
Chris Rock
Nana (the old lady)
Elisa Gabrielli
Rico
King Julien
Sacha Baron Cohen
Zuba
Bernie Mac
Private
Christopher Knights
Makunga
Alec Baldwin
Mason
Conrad Vernon
Florrie
Maurice
Cedric the Entertainer
Murray
Moto Moto the Hippo
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Dedication
