ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #


View Quote "(After being blown out of plane and deploying a parachute)" I can fly!
View Quote (Sees Makunga with her handbag and gasps) My handbag! You bad kitty!
View Quote Florrie: Zuba, you better give him his Foofie!
View Quote Harry: [jumping up] And dark stripes!
View Quote Murray: You'll find a cure. Hey! You've got at least 48 hours!
View Quote Alex: I like to move it, move it!
Gloria: He likes to move it, move it!
Marty: She likes to move it, move it!
Melman: We like to...
Lemurs: Move it! [begin celebrating]
View Quote Alex: This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you were truly, a one-in-a million friend!
Marty: Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!
Alex: I know you won't mind when I tell you.
Marty: Tell me anything. Tell me one.
Alex: I broke your Ipod!
Marty: What?!
Alex: The buttons were so small. It made me mad!
Marty: Oh, no! The horror!
Alex: I'm sorry!
Marty: I'm gonna kill you, butt-bitter! Butt-bitter! Butt-bitter!
Alex: It was an accident. I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one!
Melman: I love you, Gloria, I always have! [Gloria is snoring, Alex and Marty glare at Melman quizzically] Yeah, like you love the beach, or a good book. Or the beach.
View Quote Gloria: Is this place great or what?!
Alex: I'd go with "Or what?".
View Quote Julien: What ever happened to the separation of the classes?
Maurice: Don't worry, I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.
View Quote King Julien: [laughing] Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise arms like this! [everything in first class, including Julien and Maurice get sucked out of the plane.] [a parachute deploys] I can fly!
View Quote Kowalski: Skipper, we have all the parts we need. But, we're slightly behind schedule.
Skipper: How slightly?
Kowalski: 6 to 9 years.
Skipper: 69 years?
Kowalski: No. 6 to 9 years.
Skipper: [on the intercom] Private, what happened to our thumbs?
Private: Haven't seen them since yesterday sir. [drops his screwdriver] Darn you Darwin! [the car's hood closes on him]
Skipper: Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me! [the inside of the front of the car explodes] Rico! You're coming with me! [Rico welds a car in half]
Rico: Yes, Skipper.
Skipper: We'll track them down and bring them in for court martial.
Mason: That won't be necessary. We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper. [camera pans to a whole lot of chimpanzees]
Skipper: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Mason: Oh, I doubt that. [chimpanzees screeching]
Skipper: [on the intercom] Enough lollygagging. Now let's get to work. We'll divide into three groups. Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson, you'll handle assembly. Group George Peppard, you'll handle craft services. Any questions? [Mason tries to say something] Good, now let's get to work.
View Quote Moto Moto: [raspy voice] Goodness, girl, you're huge.
Gloria: Who's your friend or is that your butt?
View Quote Murray: You'll find a cure. Hey! You've got at least 48 hours!
View Quote Nana: That was beautiful. Now let's eat!
Alex: Dad! Look out!
Zuba: What the...?
Marty: Alex! Get in!
Alex: She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can!
Marty: What?
Alex: She's got a gun! Let's get out while we can! Pass it on.
[chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]
Mason: He said, "Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound."
Marty: Skipper! Alex wants to take out the dam!
Skipper: Alright. [on the intercom] But it's his funeral.
Marty: What?
Skipper: [on the intercom] Hard to port!
Gloria: Aye aye, Skippy!
Melman: Bring it on! Bring it on! Whoo!
Nana: Come back! That's my dinner!
Skipper: Kowalski, full throttle. Music! (Private puts in a tape that plays "At The Copa (Copacabana)" by Barry Manilow.)
Private: Oh, I like this song.
Kowalski: It never gets old.
Skipper: It does have a catchy hook. Come about! Bring her in low! [on the intercom] Hold on to your skirts! It's dam-busting time!
Gloria: Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!
Alex: Tell them No! Pull up! They'll kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on.
[The chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]
Mason: They said, "Don't pull up; kill us! There's no other way. Basset Hound."
Marty: Are you sure?
Skipper: Men, there's no sacrifice greater than someone else's.
View Quote Skipper: My goodness Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico! You've had your fun. Pull up. [Rico pulls up]
Rico: All right, I'll pull up.
Skipper: Gear down. [Kowalski pulls a lever that deploys the landing gear] Gently now. You just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck. A smooch. Like you're kissing your sister. [the landing gear breaks]
Rico: What did you say?
Skipper: I said kiss it! [the wings, engines, and the hull of the plane break off] Now just a little brake. Just a touch. A little whisper.
Mason: [while playing chess with Phil] I believe that's checkmate. [Alex and Marty scream]
Skipper: Commence emergency landing procedure! Flaps up! Deploy! [Kowalski and Rico deploy the parachutes that make the plane land gently]