A character in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Maurice quotes from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Cedric the Entertainer

In 3 of the 91 quotes from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Most scenes with: King Julien (3), Gloria the Hippo (2), Melman the Giraffe (2)

Scenes with Maurice

3 scenes

What ever happened to the separation of the classes?

Maurice

Don't worry, I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.

[And in the meantime back at the present day in Madagascar, Alex and his gang are dancing to the beat from the elevator of preparing a blast off to their home of New York by an Airplane of Air Penguin]

I like to move it, move it

He likes to move it, move it

She likes to move it, move it

Melman

We like to?

Lemur Crowd

Move it!

Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!

Melman

We like to

Lemur Crowd

Move it!

We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!

Melman

Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.

If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first. [watches as what two lemurs are doing] Seriously though, call. OK?

Maurice

Settle down, everybody. Shh! Be quiet! [as everyone quiets down, Maurice comes with a cake] You can't leave without this!

[King Julien pops out of the cake, King Julien Moves It is being played in the background]

Hey! Surprise, freaks! Shake it! Shake it. [Laughing] Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone! I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien! Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up! [Laughing] Yes! Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.

[Chuckles]

Oh, no, thank you.

Yes, thank you. It's my plane! Until I return with the spoils from the new country... [holds Stevie the Gecko in his hand] Stevie will be in charge!

Maurice
[The crowd didn't say anything]

I don't think they like that idea so much, Julien.

What is that you saying, Stevie? No. [Gasps] Could we? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible? Naughty little thing! Stevie says... [gibberish language of what is Stevie saying] Let them eat cake!

Any water?

No, just more diamonds and gold.

[Moto Moto dumps the riches on the pile, much to everyone's dismay.]

Okay. Don't give up hope.

Listen up! I will help you! There's only one way to get your precious water. I, your beloved King Julien must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends, the water gods, in the volcano!

Rhino

What does that do?

What does that do? Excellent question. My sacrifice goes in the volcano. The friendly gods eat up my sacrifice. "Very nice. Thank you for the sacrifice." "Here, have another sacrifice." "No, I've had enough." " Listen, I'm insulted unless you have another." "I don't want another sacrifice, okay?!" "Look at you! You look skinny!" "No! I've had enough! Is that clear?!" The gods eat the sacrifice. They are grateful. They give me some water, and then I give it to you.

What?

Female Okapi

Does it work?

No! I mean, yes. Well, Maurice?

Maurice

Ah, it's fifty-fifty.

All

We'll do it!

Excellent! Now, all I need is someone who would like to go into the volcano and get eaten by gods. Any hands! Hands, anybody! Okay, I need someone, perhaps who has never found love, who could look death straight in the eyeball. A real, genuine hero.

Melman

I'll do it.

Melman?

[The crowd cheered and they carry Melman to the volcano chanting his name]

Hurry up! Before we all come to our senses!

Melman, what is wrong with you?

Melman

I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance it'll get you water, it'll be worth it.

Are you nuts?

Melman

Gloria, I just want you to know, back at the zoo, it was never the doctors or prescriptions that kept me going. It was always you. Seeing you every day, that's what kept me going.

Melman! Wait!

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