Cedric the Entertainer movie quotes

View Quote Announcing the royal and illustrious King Julien the Thirteenth, self proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray everybody.

View Quote I'm telling you, that dude just gives me the heebidabajeebies!

View Quote Oh my, what big teeth you have. MAN!

View Quote We tend to think that anxiety and worry are simply an indication of how wise we are, yet it is a much better indication of how wicked we are. Fretting arises from our determination to have our own way.

View Quote Even a pastor needs a pastor.

View Quote A Mighty Fortress is Our God. That's all organ. Did you know that, uh, Martin Luther wrote that in an outhouse?

View Quote You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

View Quote [repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!

View Quote Gus Petch: ...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!
Miles Massey: I told you she had dogs.
Gus Petch: You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!

View Quote Julien: What ever happened to the separation of the classes?
Maurice: Don't worry, I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.

View Quote [And in the meantime back at the present day in Madagascar, Alex and his gang are dancing to the beat from the elevator of preparing a blast off to their home of New York by an Airplane of Air Penguin]
Alex: I like to move it, move it
Gloria: He likes to move it, move it
Marty: She likes to move it, move it
Melman: We like to?
Lemur Crowd: Move it!
Marty: Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!
Melman: We like to
Lemur Crowd: Move it!
Alex: We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!
Melman: Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.
Alex: If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first. [watches as what two lemurs are doing] Seriously though, call. OK?
Maurice: Settle down, everybody. Shh! Be quiet! [as everyone quiets down, Maurice comes with a cake] You can't leave without this!
[King Julien pops out of the cake, King Julien Moves It is being played in the background]
King Julien: Hey! Surprise, freaks! Shake it! Shake it. [Laughing] Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone! I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien! Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up! [Laughing] Yes! Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.
Alex: [Chuckles] Oh, no, thank you.
King Julien: Yes, thank you. It's my plane! Until I return with the spoils from the new country... [holds Stevie the Gecko in his hand] Stevie will be in charge!
[The crowd didn't say anything]
Maurice: I don't think they like that idea so much, Julien.
King Julien: What is that you saying, Stevie? No. [Gasps] Could we? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible? Naughty little thing! Stevie says... [gibberish language of what is Stevie saying] Let them eat cake!

View Quote Gloria: Any water?
Moto Moto: No, just more diamonds and gold.
[Moto Moto dumps the riches on the pile, much to everyone's dismay.]
Gloria: Okay. Don't give up hope.
King Julien: Listen up! I will help you! There's only one way to get your precious water. I, your beloved King Julien must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends, the water gods, in the volcano!
Rhino: What does that do?
King Julien: What does that do? Excellent question. My sacrifice goes in the volcano. The friendly gods eat up my sacrifice. "Very nice. Thank you for the sacrifice." "Here, have another sacrifice." "No, I've had enough." " Listen, I'm insulted unless you have another." "I don't want another sacrifice, okay?!" "Look at you! You look skinny!" "No! I've had enough! Is that clear?!" The gods eat the sacrifice. They are grateful. They give me some water, and then I give it to you.
Gloria: What?
Female Okapi: Does it work?
King Julien: No! I mean, yes. Well, Maurice?
Maurice: Ah, it's fifty-fifty.
All: We'll do it!
King Julien: Excellent! Now, all I need is someone who would like to go into the volcano and get eaten by gods. Any hands! Hands, anybody! Okay, I need someone, perhaps who has never found love, who could look death straight in the eyeball. A real, genuine hero.
Melman: I'll do it.
Gloria: Melman?
[The crowd cheered and they carry Melman to the volcano chanting his name]
King Julien: Hurry up! Before we all come to our senses!
Gloria: Melman, what is wrong with you?
Melman: I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance it'll get you water, it'll be worth it.
Gloria: Are you nuts?
Melman: Gloria, I just want you to know, back at the zoo, it was never the doctors or prescriptions that kept me going. It was always you. Seeing you every day, that's what kept me going.
Gloria: Melman! Wait!