Skipper
[to Classified]
You low down, dirty, mangy, filthy, flea-bitten, bum-sniffing, TOILET DRINKER! [slight pause] But... good.
Skipper
Skipper
Just like Super Bowl XIX!
Skipper
Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, and our world got a little bit cuter. [Private giggles] So tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!
Skipper the Penguin
Well boys, our monochromatic friend's in trouble. Looks like we have a job to do. Captain's log: embarking into hostile territory. Kowalski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
Skipper the Penguin
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Skipper the Penguin
Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly!
Skipper
(to Rico as they try to land)
Gently now. You just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister. (plane slams against the ground and the wooden landing gear breaks off) I said kiss it!
Skipper
Attention, this is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. Bad news is we're crash-landing. (Plane begins to fall) When it comes to air-travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin!
Skipper
(to the doll, during the plane dive)
My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. (turning) Rico! You had your fun. Pull up!
Private
[first lines of the film; sees Ted sad]
He looks so sad.
Skipper
Rico, l want that tree up to muster.
Private
Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
Skipper
Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski
Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh, sir.
Skipper
He's close. I can feel it.
Nana
What kind of cut-rate junk is this? It's lousy workmanship it's what it is.
Kowalski
Uh-oh. We may have a problem.
Nana
Everywhere I look, junk. These are no good at all! Junk!
Skipper
We need to get closer. 10:00, men. Blend! Blend! Blend!
Skipper
I'd never thought I'd say this on American soil, but... the Russki's right!
Kowalski
Check.
Skipper
Flaps.
(The gas supply rises higher)
Skipper
[First lines]
OK. Wind her up, boys! It's Monte Carlo or bust. Struts.
(The lights become red and green after Kowalski flips on the switches)