[as Dave prepares to use his ray on Private; the North Wind and penguins have been captured]
Who's ready to move into live penguin testing?
You point that death ray away from Private right now!
It's not a death ray, Skipper! He's gonna turn us into monsters!
Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City!
You're the monster!
[angrily]
Yes, I'm the monster! Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life. But now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monster!
Skipper!
You can't take away Private's cuteness!
He's the cute one! [Rico grunts in agreement] That's his thing!
What?
It's all the little guy's got! [Private rolls his eyes]
Hmm, you are super cute. We'd better crank this up. Drew, Barry! More power.
