Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine quotes
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Pretty birds belong in their cages.
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The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine. Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives… but you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you hope you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I... am... [a purple octopus emerges from the costume of Dr. Brine] DAVE!
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You seriously don't remember me?
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[to Rico] UGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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[Private: It's not a death ray, Skipper! He's gonna turn us into monsters!] Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City! [Kowalski: You're the monster!] Yes, I'm the monster. Everyone made that clear to me every day in my entire life, but now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monsters!
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Charlize, they're on the ray! Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack! Man the battle stations! Kevin, bake on! We're still going to need that victory cake!
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WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You think this is over? I'm just getting started! Open this right now!