Pretty birds belong in their cages.
4th most-quoted character in Penguins of Madagascar (2014): in 12 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Skipper (3), Kowalski (3)
Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City! [Kowalski: You're the monster!] Yes, I'm the monster. Everyone made that clear to me every day in my entire life, but now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monsters!
More lines from Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine
6 quotesThe humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine. Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives… but you know me by a different, much older name. A name perhaps you hope you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I... am... [a purple octopus emerges from the costume of Dr. Brine] DAVE!
You seriously don't remember me?
UGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Charlize, they're on the ray! Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack! Man the battle stations! Kevin, bake on! We're still going to need that victory cake!
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You think this is over? I'm just getting started! Open this right now!
Scenes with Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine
5 scenesDave!
Greetings, North Wind! I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
We were never mates. There was no mating.
Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
It's over.
It's over? Then why did I call you? Weird... Oh, maybe it was to show you this! [turns the camera to show the penguins and the North Wind a giant vial containing the serum as two octopuses behold it, much to their shock]
That is a lot of serum for 4 penguins.
Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No. No, no, no, no. We're just getting started. [takes a selfie] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... for revenge! [presses a button to turn off the screen, but nothing happens. He presses it again, but nothing still happens]
Who's ready to move into live penguin testing?
You point that death ray away from Private right now!
It's not a death ray, Skipper! He's gonna turn us into monsters!
Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?" Invasion! Ahhh! Horrible mutant penguins released on the streets of New York City!
You're the monster!
Yes, I'm the monster! Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life. But now, let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monster!
Skipper!
You can't take away Private's cuteness!
He's the cute one! [Rico grunts in agreement] That's his thing!
What?
It's all the little guy's got! [Private rolls his eyes]
Hmm, you are super cute. We'd better crank this up. Drew, Barry! More power.
Private…
Oh, no.
I disintegrated him. That wasn't supposed to happen.
You maniac! You blew him up! [Rico whimpers]
No...
Breaking news, the penguins have been found! Okay, according to my notes, genetic researcher, Dr. Octavius Brine, has found the penguins and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park. The penguins are coming back! Oh my gosh, look!
Penguin lovers of the world! Guess who I found. It wasn't easy, but seeing these penguins get what they derserve will make it worthwhile.
What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited!
Yay! Your newly improved penguins!
[The doors to the sub open letting out green smoke, showing the captured penguins including Skipper, Kowalski and Rico having successfully been mutated by the Medusa Serum, now not so cute looking with scary appearances. The humans gasp in horror]
Now... that I finally have my revenge, I feel... empty. As if, what I needed all along was... MORE REVENGE! In fact, Robin, write this down.
Tomorrow, we move on: kittens, then puppies, bunnies, pandas...
Charlize, they're on the ray!
Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them! Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations! Kevin, bake on! We're still gonna need that victory cake!
Other characters in Penguins of Madagascar
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Mitch Leary
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