A character in Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Classified quotes from Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Benedict Cumberbatch

10th most-quoted character in Penguins of Madagascar (2014): in 3 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Skipper (2), Kowalski (2), Private (2)

Scenes with Classified

3 scenes
[On a wall monitor in North Wind headquarters, Dave appears, his red eyes up-close, with his tentacle in a fist, he does an evil laugh (after a failed call).]

Dave!

[Everyone glares at Dave as Short Fuse growls at him.]

Greetings, North Wind! I see you've met my old zoo-mates.

We were never mates. There was no mating.

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[shows him the small vial stolen by the penguins]

Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.

[tries to reach for the vial]

What, you? You didn't steal that!

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It's over.

It's over? Then why did I call you? Weird... Oh, maybe it was to show you this! [turns the camera to show the penguins and the North Wind a giant vial containing the serum as two octopuses behold it, much to their shock]

That is a lot of serum for 4 penguins.

Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No. No, no, no, no. We're just getting started. [takes a selfie] Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... for revenge! [presses a button to turn off the screen, but nothing happens. He presses it again, but nothing still happens]

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Secure the mermaids and find me... [Sees Dave] David the octopus.

[After having dropped a skeleton to trap him]

A little late, North Wind.

Mission accomplished. High one! [The penguins do their high-one]

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Corporal, take our prisoner... the one that belongs to us... into custody. [Corporal pushes the skeleton aside only for the scuba suit he's in to deflate] What?

You melted him!? You birds are sick!

[finds an open sewer hatch leading to the pipes of the tanks, knowing that Dave is loose] (Oh, no.)

He's going in through the pipes!

[Having made it to the tank of Mermaid Penguins which Private had been placed into, Dave drains the tank in a whirlpool, taking all the Shanghai penguins] [Trying to swim away from the whirlpool]

Skipper!

Private? Private! You got to get out of there! [Noticing the tentacle is about to grab him] No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Private!

Private! No!

[gets pulled into the drain with the other penguins in the tank]

Skipper! No!

[Breaking the glass with a seal]

Okay. Here we go.

Move, move, move! He's got Private! He's getting away. He's getting away!
[The penguins chase down Dave in the North Wind's plane, and the North Wind chases after them]

[Private has saved the North Wind from Dave’s henchmen sending them to their doom]

Supper. Well, done, Private!

Eva

Good work, malinka.

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Yes. Yes. Excellent button-pushing. Complement, praise, etcetera. All right agents, we are back in business. [Private is delighted, yet the North Wind runs in the opposite direction]

Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico... all those penguins... they're this way!

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So is a massive army of octopi. And as soon as we return to the North Wind Headquarters, grab fresh equipment and work up a smashing new plan we'll come speeding back, and take down Dave.

But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!

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Again, "huge army of octopi."

So because you failed once, you're just running away?

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We did not fail, and we are not running away. We're just, very sensibly regrouping.

Skipper wouldn't care! Plan or no, fancy equipment or no. He'd never leave a man behind.

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Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we? [North Wind turns to leave]

No. [the North Wind looks back] But maybe you should be. [goes on his own to save his friends]

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