Target, 30 yards and closing.

In position, Skipper.

Rico, report.

[Saying "In position"]

For you, Private.

Yes, Skipper!

Here's your mermaid costume.

What?

We need a diversion. And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look.

But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team. Really help the team. If you think I'm ready, which I am. Assuming you agree. And perhaps even... if you don't?

I like the moxie, soldier, but right now, I need a tail on that tush and the cutest smile you've got. [Private's smile fades] You trust me, soldier?

[downbeat; reluctantly]

Aye, aye, Skipper.