Gary Valentine
[Alana shows her boobs]
Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]
Played by Cooper Hoffman 
Licorice Pizza (2021) · 22 quotes
Licorice Pizza (2021) · 22 quotes
I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
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Jon Peters
How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine
...normal-sized?
Jon Peters
How do you know that?
Gary Valentine
You say everything twice.
Alana Kane
I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
Alana Kane
You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine
It does.
Alana Kane
No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine
Yes, it does.
Alana Kane
I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine
I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana Kane
What was that?
Gary Valentine
I said "milady".
Jon Peters
My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
It's your girlfriend?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
All of it. It's all mine.
Alana Kane
Stop.
Gary Valentine
What?
Alana Kane
I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine
Breathing?
Alana Kane
Yes.
Alana Kane
Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine
Yes.
Alana Kane
I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine
You're funny. I'm fifteen.
Gary Valentine
Hello, gorgeous.
Alana Kane
Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine
Come here often?
Alana Kane
No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine
Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana Kane
Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine
Boyfriend trouble?
Alana Kane
No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine
Well, that's good.
