Rocket
Alright, first you flip this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button, which will give you 5 minutes to get outta there. [Groot stares blankly] Now, whatever you do, don't push this button. (Why?) Because that'll set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.
Groot
I am Groot. [Translating; "I flip the first switch."]
Rocket
Uh-huh.
Groot
I am Groot. [Translating; "Then the second one."]
Rocket
That's right.
Groot
I am Groot. [Translating; "And then... this button, right?"]
Rocket
No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.
Groot
Hmm. I am Groot. [Translating; "I do the first switch."]
Rocket
Mm-hmm.
Groot
I am Groot. [Translating; "Then the second."]
Rocket
Uh-huh.
Groot
I am Groot. [Translating; "Then... this button?"]
Rocket
No! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the one you're supposed to push? Point to it. [Groot points at death button... once again] No!
Hey, you're making him nervous!
Rocket
Shut up, and give me some tape! Does anyone have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.
I don't have any tape. Lemme check. [Jetpacks away] Yo, Yondu! Do you have any- Ow! Do you have any tape? [Groans in pain] Gamora, do you have any tape? Tape! Oh, never mind. Sorry. Ow! Drax, do you have any tape? Yes, Scotch tape would work. Then why would you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don't have any?! [Reappears] Nobody has any tape!
Rocket
Not a single person has tape?!
Nope!
Rocket
Did you ask Nebula?
Yes!
Rocket
Are you sure?!
I asked Yondu, and she was standing right next to him!
Rocket
I knew you were lying!
You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag! If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
Rocket
That's exactly my point! I have to do everything!
You are wasting a lot of time here!
Rocket
We're all gonna die.
