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Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy quotes

62 total quotes

View Quote We... are... Groot.
View Quote I am Groot.
View Quote Drax: [To Quill] You! Man who has lain with an A'askvarian!
Quill: [Miffed] It was just one time, man.
View Quote Drax: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Quill: Thanks.
Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend.
[Groot grunts]
Drax: And this green whore, she too is my--
[Nebula ambushes the team, bent on killing Gamora]
Nebula: GAMORA! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous--
[Drax hits her point-blank with a shot from a bazooka]
Drax: Nobody talks to my friends like that.
View Quote Gamora: And Quill? Your ship is filthy.
Quill: Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Rocket: [Disgusted] You got issues, Quill.
View Quote Gamora: I'm a warrior, an assassin. I do not dance.
Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.
View Quote Gamora: We have to stop Ronan.
Rocket: How?!
Quill: I have a plan.
Rocket: You've got a plan?
Quill: Yes.
Rocket: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
Quill: No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
Rocket: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
Quill: I have... part of a plan!
Drax: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.
Drax: I just saved Quill!
Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me!
Drax: When did we establish that?
Quill: Like, three seconds ago!
Drax: I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.
Gamora: [Frustrated] Aaugh...
Rocket: [To Drax] She's right, you don't get an opinion. [To Quill] What percentage?
Quill: I dunno. Twelve percent.
Rocket: "Twelve percent"?! [Breaks into raucous laughter]
Quill: That's a fake laugh.
Rocket: It's real!
Quill: Totally fake!
Rocket: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
Gamora: It's barely a concept.
Quill: You're taking their side?!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: So what, "It's better than eleven percent"? What the hell does that have to do with anything?!
Quill: [To Groot] Thank you, Groot. Thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue. [Groot starts eating a leaf on his shoulder]
View Quote Gamora: Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.
Drax: Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.
View Quote Korath: Star-Lord!
Quill: Finally!
View Quote Korath: Drop it! [Aims his rifle at Quill]
Quill: Uh... hey.
Korath: [Gives an order to his men in his native language, then speaks to Quill] Drop it now!
Quill: [Dropping the orb] Hey, okay. Cool, man. No problem. [The Sakaaran soldiers start to poke him with their Necroblasters] No problem. At all.
Korath: [Picks up the orb] How do you know about this?
Quill: I don't even know what that is. I'm just a junker, man. Just checkin' stuff out.
Korath: You don't look like a junker; you're wearing Ravager garb.
Quill: This is just an outfit, man. [Aside, to a Sakaaran soldier] Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!
Quill: My name is Peter Quill! Okay? Dude, just chill out!
Korath: MOVE!
Quill: Why?
Korath: Ronan may have questions for you.
Quill: [Stalling] Hey, you know what? There's another name you might know me by! ...Star-Lord.
Korath: [Confused] Who?
Quill: [Disappointed] Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw? [Korath simply shrugs] Guys?
Korath: MOVE!
Quill: Oh, forget this.
View Quote Nebula: You are a disappointment, sister. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.
Gamora: Nebula, please. If Ronan gets this stone, he'll kill us all.
Nebula: [Smiles cruelly] Not all of us. You will already be dead.
View Quote Quill: I look around at us... and you know what I see? Losers. [The others give him an off look] I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes. Our families. Normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
Drax: To do what?
Quill: ...To give a shit, for once, and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.
Rocket: Quill... Stopping Ronan... It's impossible. You're asking us to die.
Quill: ... Yeah. I guess I am.
[A pause]
Gamora: Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. [Stands up] I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax : [Stands up] You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, see my wife and daughter again.
Groot: [Stands up] I am Groot.
[They look expectantly at Rocket]
Rocket: [Resigned sigh] Aww, what the hell? I don't got that long a lifespan anyway. [Stands up] Well, now I'm standing. You all happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
View Quote Quill: If you kill me, you're saying goodbye to the biggest score you've ever seen.
Yondu: The Stone? I hope you got a better idea, 'cause ain't no one stealin' from Ronan.
Quill: We got a ringer. [Glances at Gamora] She knows everything there is about Ronan. His ships, his army…
Gamora: He's vulnerable.
Quill: So what do you think, Yondu? Me and you, taking down scores, side by side, like the old days?
[Yondu glares at Quill...then calls off his dart and hugs Quill]
Yondu: [Laughs] Ya always had scrote, son! That's why we kept ya up as a kid!
View Quote Quill: What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?
Gamora: We'll follow your lead...Star-Lord.
Quill: Bit of both!
[The Guardians leave to their next mission in their ship as the song "I Want You Back" from the Jackson 5 plays]
View Quote Rhomann Dey: He said that he's "an a-hole". But he's not, and I'm quoting him here, "100% a dick".
Nova Prime: Do you believe him?
Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick, ma'am--
Nova Prime: I mean, do you believe he's here to help?
Rhomann Dey: ... Yeah.