We... are... Groot.
Quill
Wyatt Oleff · 21 quotes
Gamora
Zoe Saldaña · 13 quotes
Rocket
Bradley Cooper · 11 quotes
Drax
Dave Bautista · 9 quotes
Groot
Vin Diesel · 4 quotes
Yondu
Michael Rooker · 4 quotes
Nebula
Karen Gillan · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Quill & Gamora (11), Quill & Rocket (8), Quill & Drax (7)
Guardians of the Galaxy quotes
Page 1 of 5I am Groot.
Blah, blah, blah. We're all very fascinated, whitey. But we'd like to get paid.
The Collector How would you like to get paid?
What do you think, fancy man? Units!
The Collector Very well, then...
The Collector [Carina walks close to the Infinity Stone. The Collector notices her near it.]
Carina. Stand back.
Carina [last words; enraged]
I WILL NO LONGER BE YOUR SLAVE!
The Collector NO!
[She then grabs the Infinity Stone, but it's powerful. Quill and Gamora takes cover. She started screaming, Groot grabs Rocket to run out. Carina then explodes into her death. Tivan's museum started to explode as Rocket and Groot jumps out, yelling. Quill and Gamora peeks out.] [sees Tivan's museum destroyed]
What the...
Watchtower Guard [After Groot pulled the battery out, sounding the alert. The gun drones surrounds him.]
Prisoner, drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell, or we will open fire.
Watchtower Guard Fire.
I saw you out there. I don't know what came over me, but I couldn't let you die. I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic. I mean, not to brag, but objectively... [Gamora sighs with frustration]
Where's the orb?
It's...well, they got the orb.
What?! [just then a door opens and Yondu's men enter]
Kraglin Welcome home, Peter.
[After the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum]
How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?
Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?
We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan!
What, so he can destroy the galaxy?!
What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it?!
BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES IN IT!
Peter, listen to me. We cannot allow the stone to fall into Ronan's hands. We have to go back to your ship and deliver it to Nova.
Right, right, okay. I think you're right. Or we could give it to somebody who's not going to arrest us, who's really nice for a whole lot of money. I think it's a really good balance between both of your points of view.
You're despicable.
I...
Dishonorable. FAITHLESS! [they see Ronan's ship approaching Knowhere] Oh, no.
You called Ronan?!
[Ronan's ship lands, Yondu and the Ravagers spots Quill, Rocket, Groot and Gamora.]
Quill! Don't you move, boy! [they start running off] Don't you--! Get out of the way!
You are the one who transmitted the message?
You killed my wife. You killed my daughter!
[Quill is singing and dancing to a faint song playing in the background as a distraction, and Ronan is confused]
What are you doing?
Dance-off, bro! You and me.
[Quill continues dancing like nobody's watching] [offers Gamora to join]
Come on! [Gamora shakes her head "no"] Subtle. Take it back. [aaaaaand back to dancing]
What are you doing?
I'm DISTRACTING ya, ya big turd-blossom!
[While Quill, Gamora and Rocket are boarding the little mining pods.] [to Groot]
I told you, you can't fit. Now, wait here. I'll be back.
I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Thanks.
This dumb tree, he is my friend.
OH, YOU MUST STOP!
[Nebula ambushes the team, bent on killing Gamora]
GAMORA! You've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous--
And Quill? Your ship is filthy.
Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm a warrior, an assassin. I do not dance.
Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.
We have to stop Ronan.
How?!
I have a plan.
You've got a plan?
Yes.
First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
I have... part of a plan!
What percentage of a plan do you have?
You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.
I just saved Quill!
We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me!
When did we establish that?
Like, three seconds ago!
I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.
I dunno. Twelve percent.
"Twelve percent"?! [Breaks into raucous laughter]
That's a fake laugh.
It's real!
Totally fake!
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
It's barely a concept.
You're taking their side?!
I am Groot.
So what, "It's better than eleven percent"? What the hell does that have to do with anything?!
[To Groot]
Thank you, Groot. Thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue. [Groot starts eating a leaf on his shoulder]
Your wife and child shall rest well, knowing that you have avenged them.
Yes. Of course Ronan was only a puppet. It's really Thanos that I need to kill.
Korath Star-Lord!
Finally!