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Alan: I like to say somethin' that I prepared tonight.
Stu: All right, Alan.
Alan: [extracts a sheet of paper; presents his speech] Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! [pulls out a pocket knife]
Stu: What?!
Doug: Whattaya got there?
[Alan tries to cut his palm, to the others' shock]
Phil: What the ****?!
Doug What are you doin'?!
[Alan groans in pain]
Stu: What is that?!
Alan: Blood brothers.


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