Come on, Hulk. What're you doin' to me? [slapping himself] Come out! Come out! Come out! [Hulk: No-o-o-o!] What do you mean, "No"?!
Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this is it, man! This is the last, last second! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! [Hulk: No!] Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!
More lines from Bruce Banner / Hulk
3 quotesWe need all hands on deck. Where's Clint? [Natasha Romanoff: After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families. They're on house arrest.] Who's Scott? [Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.] There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?
HA-HA! YOU GUYS ARE SO SCREWED NOW!
Scenes with Bruce Banner / Hulk
1 sceneIf you consider failure experience.
I consider experience experience. Almighty Thanos, I, Loki, Prince of Asgard... [Looks significantly at Thor] Odinson... the rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity.
"Undying." You should choose your words more carefully.
You... will never be... a god. [Thanos crushes Loki's neck, killing him.]
No!
No resurrections this time.
No... Loki...
Tell me his name again.
Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki! The attack on New York, that's him!
This is it... what's our timeline?
No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole Universe! If he gets his hands on all 6 Stones, Tony...
He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
There's six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it when he decimated Xandar last week. He stole the Space Stone from me, when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers.
The Avengers?
They're Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Like Kevin Bacon? [This line echoes a reference to Footloose made by Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy]
He may be on the team, I don't know. Haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Knowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome!
Then we have to go to Knowhere now.
Wrong. Where we have to go is Nidavellir.
That's a made up word.
All words are made-up.
Hold up, Nidavellir is real? Seriously?! I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please!
The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
Rabbit?
Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need.
Let her go, Grimace!
Peter...
I told you to go right.
Now? Really?
You let her go!
Ah, the boyfriend.
I like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing long-term booty call. Let her go.
Peter–
Or I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face!
Not him.
You promised! You promised.
Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him. [To Quill] She's asked, hasn't she? Do it. [there is a very tense and unpleasant pause. Thanos rolls his head and shoves Gamora towards Quill's gun, egging him on.] DO IT!
I told you to go right.
I love you, more than anything...
I love you, too...
I like him.
Come on. We got a situation. [He leads Peter over to a viewpoint on the torture below. Peter crouches to study the situation, the Cloak leaning over his shoulder.] See him down there? He's in trouble. What's your plan? Go.
Um. Okay, okay... uh... [Peter and the Cloak pop back upright] Okay, did you ever see this really old movie, Aliens?
Painful, aren't they? They were originally designed for microsurgery. And any one of them...
Could end your friend's life in an instant.
I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more a professional courtesy.
You've saved nothing. Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
Other characters in Avengers: Infinity War
More Mark Ruffalo characters
Dan Mulligan
Duncan Wedderburn
Dylan Rhodes
Chuck Aule
Banner
Banner
Bruce Banner / Hulk
Paul Hatfield
