This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
This is beyond nuts, boss.
H.M. Murdock
Sharlto Copley · 15 quotes
"Face" Peck
Bradley Cooper · 13 quotes
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson · 11 quotes
John "Hannibal" Smith
Liam Neeson · 8 quotes
Charissa Sosa
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Bosco "B.A." Baracus & H.M. Murdock (6), "Face" Peck & H.M. Murdock (5), "Face" Peck & Bosco "B.A." Baracus (4)
The A-Team quotes
Page 1 of 3Because the plane exploded!
What pla- What?! When?
Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
What Reapers?
I blame you, Hannibal!
Technically we're not flying.
I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.
I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.
Tuco
So you're Army Intelligence?
Who, me? Naaaah!
Tuco
Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
[After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
She's actually shooting at us!
[pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]
You should see these bullets in 3D!
Murdock, get in here!
It's like we're actually being shot at!
We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
Flight Control Commander
[Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Haha! He's flying the tank!
You can't fly a tank, fool!
[In the plane's cockpit]
Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
What the hell is that?!
But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
[Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it] [screams in anguish]
You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
You have to catch him, after you inject him.
My bad.
[about Face's team]
I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
[After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage]
Hannibal, we're in trouble!
[after B.A almost fell out of the chopper]
Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
[After being tricked into flying]
What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!
[as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace]
Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]