H.M. Murdock quotes from The A-Team (2010)
Played by Sharlto Copley
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[singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!
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Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
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[in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
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[after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
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[While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!
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[in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!
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[To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?
Scenes with H.M. Murdock
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[Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
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B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.
Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.
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[After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
Face: She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
Face: She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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[Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock: My bad.
Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock: My bad.
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[In the plane's cockpit]
Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
Face: What the hell is that?!
Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
Face: What the hell is that?!
Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
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B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What pla- What?! When?
Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.: What Reapers?
Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What pla- What?! When?
Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.: What Reapers?
Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
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[Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
B.A.: You can't fly a tank, fool!
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
B.A.: You can't fly a tank, fool!
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Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.
Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.
Other characters in The A-Team (2010): "Face" Peck · Bosco "B.A." Baracus · John "Hannibal" Smith · Charissa Sosa