Wikus Van De Merwe [pointing at alien graffiti]
This is basically a guy, and there's three humans here. Basically trying to make a warning, you know, he's saying "I killed three humans, watch out for me."
Played by Sharlto Copley 
District 9 (2009) · 18 quotes
District 9 (2009) · 18 quotes
Most-quoted character in District 9 (2009): in 14 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Christopher Johnson (3)
Honey, you have to believe me, I never had sex with a creature. I would never have sex with any fookin' creature!
More lines from Wikus Van De Merwe
9 quotes Wikus Van De Merwe Wikus Van De Merwe You almost poked my eye out with a fookin' lollipop! I'm tryin' to be fookin' nice to you, man!
Wikus Van De Merwe [on the phone, after his call is aborted]
I've been friends with you for fookin' 19 years, man! [to an observer] Fook off! What are you watching, man?! Fook off!
Wikus Van De Merwe [catches on that the alien ship's command section is under Christopher Johnson's shack]
This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden down here? This is, this is very illegal. I mean, this is... this is a fine — if they catch you with it.
Wikus Van De Merwe [in the Exo-Suit]
You wanna fookin' play with me, Koobus?! You fooker!
Wikus Van De Merwe [to Fundiswa, referring to the face mask]
You don't need that, man. Only sissies wear that. You don't need that.
Wikus Van De Merwe [upon finding a large weapons cache]
This is Christmas.
Wikus Van De Merwe **** prawns!
Wikus Van De Merwe [in the Exo-Suit]
You wanna **** play with me, Koobus?! You ****er!
Scenes with Wikus Van De Merwe
4 scenes
Fuel goes in here!
That's enough! QUIET!
Johnson's Son
...then we fly away.
I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.
Wikus Van De Merwe What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he... Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, eh?
Never mind.
Van De Merwe Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fokken prawns, heh? I knew you prawns were intelligent.
Too bad. I could have fixed you.
Van De Merwe Wha-- Well-well-wha-what did you say about-about the fixing?
[after Wikus uses his alien weapon to kill a guard]
****! I thought you said not to kill them?
Wikus Van De Merwe He shot at me!
Wikus Van De Merwe Don't give up on me, Okay? Because I haven't given up on you. Alright?
Tania Van De Merwe
I won't.
Wikus Van De Merwe Listen. You go ahead; you can make it. I’m gonna…just hold em off here, and I’ll join you soon.
No, we stick together. I’m not leaving you here.
Wikus Van De Merwe Take your boy and go home, you have to make it. Don’t make me go through all this and not make it, you understand?
I will come back for you.
Wikus Van De Merwe Go! Go now before I change my mind, man!
Three years, I promise.
