Wikus Van De Merwe quotes

View Quote [pointing at alien graffiti] This is basically a guy, and there's three humans here. Basically trying to make a warning, you know, he's saying "I killed three humans, watch out for me."

View Quote You almost poked my eye out with a fookin' lollipop! I'm tryin' to be fookin' nice to you, man!

View Quote [on the phone, after his call is aborted] I've been friends with you for fookin' 19 years, man! [to an observer] Fook off! What are you watching, man?! Fook off!

View Quote [catches on that the alien ship's command section is under Christopher Johnson's shack] This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden down here? This is, this is very illegal. I mean, this is... this is a fine — if they catch you with it.

View Quote [to his wife] Honey, you have to believe me, I never had sex with a creature. I would never have sex with any fookin' creature!

View Quote [in the Exo-Suit] You wanna fookin' play with me, Koobus?! You fooker!