District 9 2009 quotes

18 quotes · 4 characters
District 9 (2009) poster
Characters
Christopher Johnson Jason Cope · 4 quotes
James Hope Jed Brophy · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Wikus Van De Merwe & Christopher Johnson (3)

District 9 quotes

Page 1 of 2

Fuel goes in here!

That's enough! QUIET!

Johnson's Son

...then we fly away.

I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.

What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he... Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, eh?

Never mind.

Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fokken prawns, heh? I knew you prawns were intelligent.

Too bad. I could have fixed you.

Wha-- Well-well-wha-what did you say about-about the fixing?

How many moons does our planet have?

Johnson's Son

This planet only has one. I can't wait to see our planet again... it's bigger than this one, isn't it?

[turns off holographic atlas of what seems to be the Alien home planet]

Enough grr.

Johnson's Son

We go home now?

Not home, no. This is where we must go. [shows his son an MNU brochure outlining "Sanctuary Park Alien Relocation Camp" aka District 10] See that tent there? That might be ours.

Johnson's Son

I want to go home!

We can't go home. Not anymore.

MNU Agent

MNU! We're serving eviction notices.

Alien

What is "eviction"?

[catches on that the alien ship's command section is under Christopher Johnson's shack]

This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden down here? This is, this is very illegal. I mean, this is... this is a fine — if they catch you with it.

[on the phone, after his call is aborted]

I've been friends with you for fookin' 19 years, man! [to an observer] Fook off! What are you watching, man?! Fook off!

[pointing at alien graffiti]

This is basically a guy, and there's three humans here. Basically trying to make a warning, you know, he's saying "I killed three humans, watch out for me."

[to his wife]

Honey, you have to believe me, I never had sex with a creature. I would never have sex with any fookin' creature!