Zooey Deschanel movie quotes

View Quote Kit: I smell something. Do you smell something?
Paula: Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
Kit: No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
Paula: What?
Kit: You are a little fun-haver.

View Quote Kit: Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula: Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit: [sarcastically] Yeah!

View Quote Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading Kit not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
Kit: Oh... A copy that, too, right here!

View Quote I know our music isn't that mainstream — I love doing it. It's like my photography. I know there isn't that much demand for blurry photographs taken while running — but ... you know, who cares? The world's a playground! You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

View Quote I can't put my finger on you. You're unpredictable. Kind of mysterious.

View Quote Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times. I'm not your late night booty call. Don't call me past 11 PM, it won't happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 — cause that's my rule now.

View Quote Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your entire future.

View Quote This is a house of lies!

View Quote [last words to little brother William before leaving home] One day, you'll be cool.

View Quote [Buddy and Jovie are ice skating at Rockfeller Center. Buddy kisses Jovie on the cheek.]
Buddy: Sorry.
Jovie: You missed.
Buddy: What do you mean I missed?
Jovie: You missed. [kisses Buddy]

View Quote Jovie: Hi.
Buddy: Wow. You look miraculous.
Jovie: So do you.
Buddy: Thank you.
Jovie: What would you like to do?
Buddy: I got some ideas. [He turns around starts walking with Jovie following]

View Quote [After Ḅuddy does an all-nighter of hyper decorating the store, he hears Jovie singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in the staff room shower, walks in and sits on the sink shelf and sings along] I really can't stay, I've got to go 'way, this evening has been, so very nice, my mother will start to worry, and father will be pacing' the floor, So, really, I'd better scurry, well, may be just a half a drink more, the neighbors might think baby, it's bad out there, say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how to break the spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell, I ought to say no, no, no, sir, mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried, what's the sense of hurting? my pride? I really can't stay, ah, but it's cold outside baby, it's cold outside! [Buddy sustains a note and Jovie realizes the presence of Buddy in the room and turns the water off] Get out! Don't look at me! Get out! [Buddy covers his eyes and runs into a locker and knocks himself out]

View Quote So much for the laws of physics....

View Quote Buttons aren't toys!

View Quote Trillian: We have normality.
Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What are cows?
Arthur: [to himself] A proper cup of tea will restore my normality.
The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this isn't a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that, now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground! [dies]
The Book: Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again." Many people have speculated that if we knew why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
Arthur Dent: It's a big-biggy, Ford! A big-biggy! I mean what if it rips us all into tiny little atomic particle things?!
Zaphod: This is the right one! I have a hunch!
Ford: [smiling] His hunches are good! Arthur! I say we go!
Arthur Dent: [Hysterically] Go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by LEMONS?!!
Mr. Prosser: Come off it Mr. Dent, you can't lie in front of the bulldozers forever.
Arthur: I'm game. We'll see who rusts first!
Mr. Prosser: This bypass has got the be built and it is going to be built!
Arthur: Why has it got to be built?
Mr. Prosser: It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses! Besides, you should've made your protest months ago. These plans have been on display at the planning office now for a year.
Arthur: "On display"?! I had to go down to a cellar!
Mr. Prosser: Mr. Dent, have you any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll right over you?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.
Ford: Arthur... what if I told you I really wasn't from Guildford? I was from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
Arthur: [chuckles incredulously] Is that something you're likely to say?
Trillian: Let's go somewhere.
Arthur: Yeah. Definitely. Um, where did you have in mind?
Trillian: Madagascar.
Arthur: [slowly] Is that that new club on Dean Street?
Trillian: No... it's a country off the coast of Africa.
Trillian: Can we put your ego aside for a minute?! Something important has happened.
Zaphod: If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot right now!
Trillian: Marvin!
[Marvin enters]
Marvin: I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that should take your mind off things.
Marvin: It won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know. But uh, we need you to go down to the number two entry bay and pick up our stowaways and bring them up here.
Marvin: Just that? I won't enjoy it.
Trillian: Yeah, well, that's life.
Marvin: [Scornfully] Life. Don't talk to me about life.
[At a costume party. Loud music is playing.]
Trillian: Who are you?
Arthur: Er, Dent, Arthur Dent.
Trillian: [in reference to his costume] No, I mean who are you?
Arthur: Oh, "Livingston, I presume". Yeah, not as good as Darwin, but it's the best I could do on short notice.
Trillian: You're the first person who's gotten that right. Everyone keeps calling me Santa.
Arthur: Really?
Trillian: Yeah. And I though the Beagle was a dead giveaway!
Arthur: Well, I suppose the people who come to these parties are drunken idiots.
Trillian: [doesn't hear him clearly] What?
[Music stops]
Arthur: [Shouts] I said all these people are idiots!
[Everyone stares at Arthur]
Arthur: Oh, God!
Zaphod: [enters the room] All right, I like it. It's big, it's gold, it's fancy. Fancy pants.
Humma Kavula: Zaphod Beeblebrox, our infamous president. What brings you to our humble planet?
Zaphod: Oh, I think you know why I'm here.
Humma Kavula: No, I don't think I do.
Zaphod: Oh, I think you think you don't. But be both know you do.
Humma Kavula: Eloquent as always, Zaphod. Your ability to articulate never ceases to amaze.
[Trillian has been arrested by the Vogons and is being identified and processed]
Vogon clerk: Tricia Argastus McMillanus of Blard?
Trillian: No, Tricia Marie McMillan of Earth.
Vogon clerk: Oh, right. [searches for Earth on the computer] Um, sorry, no record of "Earth".
Trillian: Galactic sector Z.Z.9 Plural Z. Alpha?
Vogon clerk: Oh, yes. Here we are: Earth. Oh, um, "destroyed". Um, do you have a second home planet?
Zaphod: Why so edgy, baby doll? Relax.
Trillian: Why so edgy? You wanna know why I'm edgy?
[fires Point-Of View gun at Zaphod]
Zaphod: [from Trillian's view] Of course you're edgy. Your planet's been blown up and you've been tooling round the galaxy with the guy who signed the order. You actually wanted to know the question because you always wondered if there was more to life and now you're crushed because you find out there really isn't.
Zaphod: [from Zaphod's view] Hey, fantastic. Psychedelic.
Zaphod: [from Trillian's view] You have no home and no family and now you're stuck with me, another in a long line of men who doesn't really get you.
Zaphod: [from Zaphod's view] That's not true.
Zaphod: [from Trillian's view] And you're worried that you might have blown it with the one guy who really does.
Zaphod: Oh, baby doll. Give me that thing.
[takes Point-Of-View gun off Trillian and aims it at her]
Trillian: It won't affect me. I'm already a woman.
[the Heart of Gold was about to be destroyed by two nuclear missiles, however Arthur activated the Infinite Improbability Drive just before the imminent collision]
Zaphod: Wow! Where are we?
Trillian: Uh, exactly where we were.
Zaphod: And the missiles?
Ford: Apparently they've turned into a bowl of petunias... and a very surprised-looking whale.
Eddie (ship's computer): ... At an improbability factor of 8,767,128 to 1 against!
[Ford and Arthur have been turned into sofas by the Infinite Improbability Drive]
Arthur: Ford? I think I'm a sofa.
Ford: I know how you feel.
[pause]
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Arthur: Marvin, any ideas?
Marvin: I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.
Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv'.
[Marvin, Arthur and Ford enter the bridge]
Zaphod: Freeze!
Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator.
Zaphod: I wasn't talkin' to you, giggles.
Trillian: Marvin, you saved our lives.
Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?

View Quote [Watching a news report about the airborn toxin, presumed to be the result of a terrorist attack] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.

View Quote Mrs. Jones: [to Elliot and Alma]' So what's with you two? Who's chasing who?
Alma: I'm sorry?
Mrs. Jones: Ain't no time two people staring at each other, or standing still, loving both with their eyes are equal. Truth is, someone is chasing someone. That's the way we's built. So, who's chasing?
[Elliot raises his hand]

View Quote Alma: Mrs. Jones, um, something's happened along the east coast.
Mrs. Jones: Whatever it is that you think is so important that you need to tell me - don't. Just keep it to yourself. The world don't care about me. I don't care about it.

View Quote Snake: [remarking on his gun] Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.
Jenny Herk: How would you even know if I did something stupid?
Snake: I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.

View Quote Jenny Herk: Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.
Arthur Herk: Shut up!
Officer Monica Romero: Easy...
Arthur Herk: Don't tell me easy, this is my goddamn house!
Officer Monica Romero: And these are my handcuffs, and if you don't take it easy, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house.

View Quote [As Snake, Eddie and the kidnapped Jenny arrive at the aiport]
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake: What do you think?
Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Snake: [looks at the signs] Departures.

View Quote You're gonna wanna to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It got ginkgo extract in it. D'ya know what that is? It's extract of the ginkgo and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off ya, be it water or lemon juice or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

View Quote Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.

View Quote Cheryl: You didn't bring this into the store with you?
Heavy Set Woman: No.
Cheryl: Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.

View Quote Chef Bergen: [entering the kitchen] I'm back! [to Bridget] You, scullery maid, what's your name?
Bridget: Bridget.
Chef Bergen: Congratulations, Idget. ["Idget" is an offensive pun on the word "Idiot", referring to Bridget's name] You work for me now. [pointing to the pile of dishes] So you take those dishes downstairs and you start scrubbing.
Bridget: [takes up the load of dishes] Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

View Quote Bridget: Wait! Why isn't this one singing?
Cooper: Come on, Branch. Sing with us!
Trolls: Yeah, Branch, sing with us!
Branch: No. That's okay.
Bridget: You don't think this will work?
Branch: No, no. It's not that. I just don't sing.
Poppy: Branch!
Bridget: No. He's right. This idea is stupid. King Gristle will never love me. [starts crying]
Cooper: Come on. Hey, hey. What's all this?
Biggie: [tries to comfort Bridget] That's right, Bridget. Just let it all out. [Bridget cries loudly] Bridget, let it go. Just have a good cry. Go, girl! Okay, now bring it back in. Reel it in.
[Branch climbs to the window]
Poppy: Branch, what are you doing? You have to sing!
Branch: I told you, I don't sing.
Poppy: You have to!
Branch: I'm sorry. I can't.
Poppy: No, you can. You just won't.
Branch: Fine. I just won't.
Poppy: You have to!
Branch: No!
Poppy: Yes!
Branch: No!
Poppy: Why NOT!? Why won't you sing?!
Branch: [irritated,furiously] Because singing killed my grandma! Okay?!

View Quote Branch: When are you gonna ask him about Creek?
Poppy: We have to warm him up first. Don't you know anything about romance?
Branch: [sarcastically] Of course! I am passionate about it.
Poppy: Really?
Branch: Don't you know anything about sarcasm?
Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.
Prince Gristle: And I'll take one of everything, Bibbly. Things are gonna get messy.
Captain Starfunkle: Enjoy your pizza. Here's your tokens.
Bridget: Ooh, so fancy. Good thing I brought my appetite.
Prince Gristle: You are fantastic!
Poppy: Bridget, compliment back!
Bridget: I like your back.
Poppy: No, I meant...say something nice about him.
Bridget: But I do like his back.
Prince Gristle: Huh?
Bridget: Um...
Branch: Poppy, Help her!
Bridget: Your eyes... They're... Ugh... Ooh! Your ears... Your eyes... ears...
Biggie: Nose!
Satin, Chenille: Skin!
Cooper: Neck!
Bridget: Skin, neck, ears, nose, face, back of your head.
Prince Gristle: Are you okay?
Guy Diamond: [autotune] Your teeth.
Bridget: Teeth.
Prince Gristle: What is going on? Are you making fun of me?
Bridget: Your eyes!

View Quote John Dory: STOP THE WEDDING!
[the crowd of wedding guests gasps]
King Gristle: Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
Bridget: I can't remember all my suitors, Grissy.

View Quote King Peppy: What would I know about secret family members? [looks away and sighs nervously]
Bridget: Hang on tight, Grissy!
King Gristle: all right, but for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks.

View Quote Poppy: Oh my gosh, I was being so rude. I've never met anyone from Branch's family before. I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend. Should we hug? Fist bumps? Smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?
John Dory: All of the above.
Poppy: Wait! I know you. You're the guy... from BroZone. We were just listening to them.
Cooper: Yeah! BroZone!
Poppy: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t tell me. Um, okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.
John Dory: Well, that's your opinion-
Poppy: Fun one? No. You're kind of uptight.
John Dory: Uptight?
Poppy: You’re not the sensitive one either.
John Dory: Okay, a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago.
Poppy: Oh, oh, I've got it! You're John Dory!
John Dory: The leader.
Poppy: The old one!
King Gristle: Uh, sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at eleven so---
Bridget: Shh, I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.
Poppy: So, if you're Branch's bro, then that means all the BroZone bros are Branch's bros too! [gasps and turns] Branch! How come you never told me?!
Branch: Because it's complicated.
Poppy: Oh sweetie [pats Branch on the back] Cuz you weren't in the band.
John Dory: [laughs] Branch was in the band alright.
Poppy: What?! No way! Which one was he?
John Dory: Bitty B.
Poppy: Bitty B?! No. That’s impossible. Bitty B had glasses.
John Dory: Oh, and a diaper.
Branch: [sing-song voice] Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. [normal voice] Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!

View Quote Ah, crap!

View Quote Somebody help the chicken!

View Quote Overvoice: Sea urchin in the foot, that sounds pretty nasty. How do you cure something like that?
Kate: You pee on it.
Overvoice: That's disgusting.
Kate: I knowww.
Cody: [he and Big Z are hanging upside down] Can we do some training? Like, seriously, please?
Big Z: What are you talking about? Whaddaya think we're doing?
Cody: We're acting like a couple of nut jobs, that's what I think we're doing.
Big Z: Yeah, good. You're learning.
Kate: [in a "vox pop" segment] My surfboard, uh, well, it's made out of palm wood... and while it's not very pretty... [the skeg of the surfboard can be seen falling off] ...it does the job quite well.
Cody: This is insane.
Lani: Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!
Lani: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.
Big Z: [teaching Cody to carve a board] All right, look. First of all, with the grain. With the grain. You see what I'm doing here? You let the tool do the work, you see? Just like you're riding the wave, you let the wave do the work. You don't fight the wave. You can't fight these big waves.

View Quote [on the phone, to Cindy's voicemail] I know you're not gonna call me back but... Hum, one more thing, remember that time I missed your awards dinner? Well, hum, I wasn't really working. I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York... I'm sorry, hum... What else?